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Unlikely Encounters Captive

[yourangelonline-deactivated2026]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[destinyrush]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Lmao all of the moods

[demumbridge-deactivated20200301]

why is this so fucking funny

[traitspourtraits]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

serial killer theyre interviewing: imma kill you both with my fists right here right now

hotch, squaring up: i Fucking dare you no i WANT you to try and do that, shitlord

reid, just a boy at the time:

[lesbianrey]

heteronormativity is when the parent trap (1998) made halle’s obviously lesbian nanny have a forced romance plot with annie’s obviously gay butler

[insinirate]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

God I had a theories of human nature exam today and this image kept flashing in my head every time any one of these three were mentioned

[viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20]

fuck all romance except for whatever barack obama and harry styles had going on

[moshita-deactivated20180620]

[tinygaysouffle]

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

[homoluigi]

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

[hauntedsheephole]

some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

[gaylor-moon]

[cal-frezi-deactivated20230604]

[insinirate]

[roadsterguysblog]

Oh, so I’m not the only person who is batshit in love with this trope?

[la-laborista-republiko]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Libertarians

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[insomniac-arrest]

vibes of that experimental time in animated kids movies: alt indie, gay, STRONG aesthetic, weirdly dark, epic world-building, gay again, found family as fuck, demon ladies, cat ladies, father issues, SHIPS AND STUFF

idk what was UP with this time period, but I want to embody whatever these vibes were into my very soul

[ruinedchildhood]

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

[fanderburker]