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[arttuff]

this grayson still flies

[cyberdelph]

by @chobkkk

[battybat604]

I felt even more bittersweet illustrating this fic because it was finished almost 10 years ago and I've only discovered and fell in love with it this week ❤️‍🩹 When the Hummingbirds Return by Emanium

[battybat604]

Put her canine teeth in the side of my neck 🦷💖

[daydreamerdoodles]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

Reference under cut

[pinklotushere]

Ok I had this rotting in my mind for days now

Bruce *going live as brucie Wayne because he saw a tweet about him saying he was acting weirdly (it was actually damian shit posting) and paranoid abt his identity he decides to up the brucie effect to 100* : and then he winked at moi! Like, can you believe itttt~

Dick *kicks the door open, bursting into the room full on sobbing* : bruuuceee

Bruce *immediately stops what he was saying and gets up to comfort him* : what's wrong chum?

Tim, steph and duke *run into the room in various levels of crying*

Bruce *actually starts to panic* : kids?

Damian and cass *walk in sniffing* : baba! (Just dami lmao)

Bruce *pale and looks about ready to cry himself* : what's wrong?who was it? Give me names,descriptions, anything-

Jason-youre-not-my-dad-i-dont-live-here-fuck-you-mothefucking-todd *walks in red-faced and barely keeping it together*: dad..

Okay, picture this we've got Bruce pale and sweaty, holding a still sobbing dick and and surrounded by steph,cass,duke and picking damian up all quietly crying and/or sniffing and we've got tim pressing his face to Bruce side, shoulders chaking and then jason of all people starts sniffing and Bruce literally goes even paler (of that's even possibe) and pulls him in

Bruce : What's wrong? Talk to me, sweetheart

Dick : it-it's they- * Starts wailling*

Bruce : they? Who's they? Did you get their names?adresss? Social security number?

Steph : n-no it's not- *hiccups and buries her face on him, you can hear her crying*

Jason :..I don't think I'll ever be the same

Bruce : from what? What is it?

Barbara * Wheeling in, popcorn in hand, eyes red and sniffing:

Bruce : Barbara?

Babs: hey b

*Que lots of sniffing*

Bruce : what's going on?

Babs:Oh, we watched a movie

Bruce: excuse me?

Babs: Yeah, grave of the fireflies, man that was heartbreaking

*higher crying*

Bruce:

The next day

Headlines go like this :

*brucie Wayne secretly just a loving father*

*brucie Wayne threatens whoever hurts his children*

*Wayne children being dependent on their dad no matter how old they get*

Social media similarly is bursting with :

"I love how he was ready to commit murder for them lmaooo"

"Is it just me or did brucie just get 10 times hotter*

"Man, dick grayson crying is something I didn't know I needed, that man is such a pretty crier"

"Damn, I love how tim drake and Stephanie brown just buried themselves in their dad"

"My God I always thought damian wayne was bratty but he's actually really cute?"

*God brucie holding damian, dick and still hugging all his other children is so hot"

"Hold on, isn't jason todd dead?"

(And no, this isn't me projecting. grave of the fireflies did not emotionally destroy me. What?)

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: Just heard Dick two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I’ve decided that when the employees come looking for his guardian I’m gonna pretend I don’t know him

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Dick: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?

Bruce: Every time you speak I age another 50 years

[bodie-r-hart]

Superman & Batman Selfie

before saving the World

by Paolo S.

Smarthphone- & Desktop-Wallpaper

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[mr-bloom]

Kangaroooooo paw plant

[achronicwriter]

I was like, wait. Y'all telling me dildos grow on trees?

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Bruce, answering his phone: What's wrong, Dick?

Dick: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.

Bruce: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?

Dick: Well… There’s... a crisis...

[ao3feed-superbat]

Embarrassing to Say

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/FNeivGw by rajirani Clark figured out Batman's identity entirely by accident. It was fine - they'd been friends for this long - it was bound to happen sooner or later. He probably should have given more thought as to how he found out, though. Words: 4622, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Matches Malone Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Identity Porn, Identity Reveal, Humor, Heartbeats, Getting Together, Clark has the upper hand for once, as a treat read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/FNeivGw

[violentbat]

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

[bats-and-the-birds]

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[pinkiemachine]

I made a thing….