The Secret Horny Blog

Hi! This is the Alt horny blog for thelordgoblin. I am a early twenties trans fem! Ask box is open? I guess?

[girlballs-archive]

watch out! furry penis below this post!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

[sawed-on-shotgun]

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

[sawed-on-shotgun]

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

[oshadefiant]

Self-indulgent Ed/Ren

[z-03y-753536314]

the oral fixation girl would like to kiss you for the whole day

[squeakitties]

[said with a voice utterly drenched in lust] the human mind and body are both delightfully malleable things

[spicymotte]

Lisbeth and the minotaur

[mrbreadluck]

I’m a luh freak

And here is the original

Not real, unfortunately. I checked.

Also my name is not Daniel even though it’s on the art. It’s Craig Butchowski.

[leafy-yezi]

A kiss

(OC: Vis & Shyo)

[hemipenal-system]

yeah, sure, everyone wants to date a naga, because on the face that sounds fantastic. constant snuggles, usually super caring and nurturing partners, big living weighted blanket who craves the warmth of mammals. the appeal is obvious

but it is less fun when it's ten degrees outside and you actually cannot leave the bed because your thousand pound partner has decided you aren't going to work today and has decided to enforce this by just draping their bulk on top of you

and they think your attempts to push them off of you are adorable, because they're not even trying

[hemipenal-system]

“baby, i- holy fuck you’re really heavy- my shift starts in an hour! i need to get up!”

“aww sweetie you’re so warm~ just relax and stay in bed, i’m sure your boss will understand that keeping me heated is a much better use of your time…”

“wait shit no- hey-“ *coils tightening*

[hemipenal-system]

consider: making out with a naga and you feel a little sting and realize she's bitten you right as she grabs your wrists. her other hand dangles the fast-acting antivenom teasingly in front of your face as she tells you that you can have it... as soon as you work her cocks out of her cloaca with your tongue. you're already starting to feel a bit woozy. you'd better start licking before her venom paralyzes your lungs and you pass out, huh

[hemipenal-system]

you pass out and she immediately injects the antivenom into you and checks your pulse. after determining you'll be fine, she figures you got her so close and you'll take a few minutes to wake up anyway, so she might as well...

a few seconds of lazy fingering works them the rest of the way out, and her powerful tail wraps around your waist and hoists you like you weigh nothing onto her cocks so she can fill you and you can wake up all warm and sticky inside...

[fxgdxkemutt]

i need my cunt stretched open on two cocks but i also need there to be just as much focus on the cocks rubbing together. fuck me stupid while you frot with each other <3

[puppyriots]

I love drawing her it's always a delight

[lmaonade]

post shower remi for you. with her hair down!

[meatsema]

Let's tame our inner demons🐐👹

[colodraws]

nude horse

my twitter

[gloam-sprite-deactivated2026011]

Touch me

fucking trans women - Mira Bellwether

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy