Glad You're Disappointed

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Happy Inauguration Day!!

Here’s an encouraging, optimistic thought to carry with you in the days to come: If a laughably tawdry, infinitely inept, barely literate, revoltingly loathsome, leering, mendacious, corrupted, morally and spiritually bankrupt, (probably) smelly, pissy, bloated, bafflingly arrogant, narcissistic, smug, hidesously vulgar, vindictive, whiny, thin-skinned, small-appendaged, useless fleck of rat shit like Donald Trump can become the President of the fucking United States of America, then just imagine all of the wonderful things someone like you could accomplish!

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was there a time you said NO! to a finger in your B hole?

My B hole is none of your fucking business, Cory!

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just getting into drawing my own comics. Are you tracing posed images of people? like how are U getting the figures so lifelike? want to draw people hands better, what is your method?

If you want to draw hands better, draw 1000 hands. Tracing is fine if you’re just learning. Working from cadavers is always best.

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GYD Pt2

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When you are stuck in gridlock and are giving it a wank, where do you shoot?

Wherever the fuck I feel like it, Cory!

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Have you ever escaped certain peril using the famous Boorman route?

You probably shouldn’t be talking about that out in the open. What if a Boorman found out?!

Also, yes.

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High fives or low fives?

Low fives are for drug deals.

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So there I am faced with the quagmire, I've finally convinced myself that I liked shitting on the bathroom floor. I love to pick it up with my bare hands and feel the warmth of my body, but then I felt like, well, I really want to throttle my cock with my loaded gun in my mouth with the warm shit as lubricant. I've never life like that before it's the small things like this that really make you feel alive. Would you ever consider doing something like this to yourself? And why?

Step away from your computer, head to your local library, ask the librarian for a dictionary, look up the word ‘quagmire,’ read it, and then go fuck yourself, Cory! I don’t have time for this shit!

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So I've been collecting memories of all the bad things my mother has ever said to me and when she dies I want to stand over grave and tell her how much of a cunt she's been to me. What do you think about that?

You should probably stop being such a pussy and tell her she’s a cunt to her face while she’s still alive.

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GYD Pt1