Thick Thighs Saves Lives

Welcome to my trash blog where the trash magic happens here. 🌈🌈 I have memetitius

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Sushi is my least favorite fish

- Mybrother2k16

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Guess who’s back again to haunt this blog? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Was it just me or did people only put their feet in a pillowcase to pretend they were a mermaid when they were younger.

[animushet]

Hey look it’s me in sport.

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Walking in class lines be like...

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That moment went your bored on the Internet:

Me: *opens new tab*

Me: there's nothing here

Me: *opens new tab, closes other tab*

Me: Wait was the point? The fuck happened?

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Teacher: okay class here is your assignment which is due in 2 weeks.

Me: Here comes my 2 week depression

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Talking on skype

*Talking with bestfriends*

Me: Haha thats so funny

*sibling walks in*

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT

*Talking with crush*

Me: Haha thats so funny

*sibling walks in*

Me: Sweetie can you get out pretty please with a cherry on top?

Sibling: No...

Me: Excuse me for a second Jacob....

*Turns off webcam and mutes microphone*

YOU GOT 5 SECONDS TO RUN AND HIDE BEFORE I WHOOP YO ASS OVER TO THE MOON

[glamonwithtampons]

Christmas Episodes

I don’t get it when a channel on TV airs a Christmas episode  in the middle of June and then replay the same episode when Christmas comes along. Yeah like I haven’t seen that episode in 5 months.

I need Netflix

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Hide:let’s go home. Me: *MUFFLED SCREMS AND CRIES IN THE BACKGROUND*

(via fifty-shades-of-historia)

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Dream Catchers

*Buys dream catcher* YES I CAN CATCH MY CRUSH AND EVERYTHING ELSE I ALWAYS WANTED LIKE PIZZA AND MONEY!

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Friend: Hey i got a confession Me: Yeah, whats up? Friend: I’m Bi-sexual Me: Yeah im Bi too Friend: WOW REALLY?! Me: Yup im Bi-ligual haha bitch!