certified hoffman simp

jackie | 21 | oct. 26 | @ glassc.ffin- insta | Mr. Hoffman y.... your hand in marriage, please?

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True equality was reached in Jurassic Park 1993 with Robert Muldoon and Dr. Ellie Sattler wearing the same length shorts.

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There's also the fact that the obligatory sexy shot didn't go to the one woman, but Jeff Goldblum's Ian Malcolm.

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I want him to be a strategist so bad LMAO

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(submitted by @misceris)

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As of today you are legally obligated to start watching Saw

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The ending of Saw 3D got me like:

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