All the worlds a stage

Hey, Im Diablo. They/Them Pronouns. Im a trashy artist who is obsessed with The Internet and treats their comics like it's their child...Seriously, do you want pictures? It's only to increase the irony in this statement...like you're not cringing already.

[runaway-diablo]

crash

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

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Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[pinkpop1997]

i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

[hiveswap]

Almost time

[unclefather]

[trubbishrubbish]

WISE WADDLE DEE?

WISE WADDLE DEE?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[su-crit-blog-for-nerds]

[meakersneakers]

I flew to my tablet to draw this after seeing the screenshots of the trailer

[nyaagolor]

We won folks. Kirby finally gets a gun

[sharkface-daydreams]

also with the holidays coming up people are gonna let their fatphobia run rampant and this is a reminder you can just shut that shit down. tell people to shut up. tell them you won’t discuss your weight with them because it’s not their business. if your bitchy aunt is taking shots at one of your fat relatives, get in there. engage the relative and shut auntie out.

everybody gathered at your place? “we don’t do that here” is a handy phrase. no fatphobia in my house. we don’t do that here.

stop saying shit like “ugh i ate so much i’m gonna get fat” “i’m gonna have to spend weeks at the gym to work this off”. everybody overindulges in rich foods at holidays, that’s what holidays are for. back up from that and compliment the food instead. say you’re glad to have a full stomach of delicious food in good company.

being fat isn’t a bad thing. it just is. enjoying food with family and/or friends is a good thing. and both of these are very human things. so celebrate and enjoy the company and the deliciousness and the atmosphere instead of beating a non-issue into the ground and making yourself or others miserable.

thank u

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[katshyperfixations]

Made by me cus I haven’t seen this and I needed it in the moment

[gahdamnpunk]

HELL TO THE YES I would

[gahdamnpunk]

update:

[gahdamnpunk]

another update lol

[noechointhevoid-deactivated2015]

[ehtabar-deactivated20151105]

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

[andysmovingcastle]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

[peppapigvevo]

[auberginesdonthavelimbs]

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

[stevenrogered]

10 years ago, I actually had a job dressing up as Spider-Man for kids birthday parties. I’ll never forget this one birthday boy- his name was Trevor, and I don’t want to say anything bad about him, but let’s just say he was a real Trevor. 

He kept kicking my shins and screaming “You’re not Spider-Man! You’re not Spider-Man!” Look, I don’t know if you’ve ever been kicked by a 7 year old while wearing a $30 Walmart Spider-Man suit, but it will break you. It will break your spirit. 

But it also lit a fire under me, and I don’t know where he is now, but Trevor, if you’re watching, I just want to say…

[champagnemoon]

It being revealed that Spotify got the whole idea for Wrapped from a black intern who received no credit is really a good example of internships being the scam of the century

[thelatestkate]

Get that sh*t talk out of here. You don’t need any of that.   °˖✧*•  Shop, Patreon, Book, Mailing List *•. ✧˖°`