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thecraftyninjacat

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

#phm

nyenye0701

book grace: rocky would you still love me if i were a worm

movie rocky: would grace still love rocky if rocky were a taumoeba

#phm

lunarblue11

fanart for this year's wine

Shane was there when Ilya got the call, his arm heavy across Ilya's stomach, like even in sleep he could tell something was trying to take Ilya away from him. When Boston realize Ilya wants out, they send him to the highest bidder. The highest bidder is LA.

this drawing on AO3

Biker!Linling

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

its-too-many-fandoms

Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.

Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.

Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.

In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt

grace look disguust

that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?

#phm

raphalorem

giving simon wormhole-opening powers so grace can send an instant probe once they're on erid and inflict more psychic damage on the og petrova task force

birdbyrne

js the concept of a PHM videolog that starts out with grace and rocky happily going abt their business that then jumpcuts to ryland alone at a desk covered in blood girl im dead

ele0nline

NO LITERALLY THATS KILLING ME

"So,,,," *wipes blood from his glasses* "we found a man"

LIKE GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FOUND A MAN WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD

#phm

tea-cat-arts

A totally happy little guy

ryland grace the typa dude to find out hes being cheated on and go oh THANK GOD thats over- i mean wow i cant believe you would do that thats uh? kinda hurtful? and wait actually why is SHE mad now what did i do im literally handling this SO well other guys would be yelling and breaking stuff and oh man im so relieved i dont have to do ALL THAT anymore wait maybe she has a point what the fuck is wrong with me.

Petrova line

@heatonice I have no self restraint and too much free time. I apologise...

#heated rivalry

limpwristedrose

Someone asking Luca after Shane's first season as AC on the Centaurs: "So, is it difficult with basically three captains, especially if two of them are married that must be hard to get used to.

And Luca and the other rookies being like, oh you mean the Dad-Trifecta? it's the best thing that has ever happened to us.

You loose your skates or you need help with paperwork or you're just feeling kinda sad and need a dad hug - you go Bood. he will grill you some chicken and go speak to Coach for you. You call him or Cassie if you're sick and they will pick you up and deposit you on the floor with Milo and you are their baby now. I'm 23 years old but that's my dad tho

If you're having trouble with other players, or if you're in like, a crisis? Mama Bear Ilya, will 100% get arrested for any of us and/or pick you up from the middle of nowhere any time of night. You wanna ragebait other players? He has the perception of a God and can tell from one look when a players second wife will leave him. He can also tell when you're feeling like shit mentally and he will pick you up take you to Harris farm and make you dog walk with him while throwing sweets at you. Holmberg got high sticked the other week Ilya spent like, 2 hours going through the guys Instagram with us while wine drunk and ripping his entire life to pieces with us.

and Shane? He will come early to practice for you, he will tell me things wrong with my playing I didn't know EXISTED. Boyle was in a slump Hollander turned up at our house with a fucking smoothie get your ass out of bed we're going to the rink and he will completely pull apart your playing style with such precision that's it's beautiful to watch and I'm not even mad about it. Roz will be giving a fucking captains speech about how we can do better next week and he'll fucking pipe up in the corner going, well we will if Lapointe improves his footwork Coach, we're gonna be staying late on Saturday and Wiebe is like, sounds good Hollander like COACH you can't Agree For Me and he'll just go, Shane Hollander is giving you a private lesson I don't care what you're doing cancel it

sweetangelfart

Adding to Shane's part, he's also the one sitting through your word vomit after your breakup with your girlfriend...the guy is painfully out of his element but he cares. Ilya might be the one coddling you with food and dog walks but shane is the one who is capable of centering you. He'll help you set up a routine, help you off your feat and get you moving. He's great at distraction and not so great at advice (apart from hockey advice, when its hockey advice, you shut up and do what shane hollander tells you to do) but the dude shows up. He's a silent shoulder to cry on and quiet calm to hang onto.

#heated rivalry

limpwristedrose

Someone asking Luca after Shane's first season as AC on the Centaurs: "So, is it difficult with basically three captains, especially if two of them are married that must be hard to get used to.

And Luca and the other rookies being like, oh you mean the Dad-Trifecta? it's the best thing that has ever happened to us.

You loose your skates or you need help with paperwork or you're just feeling kinda sad and need a dad hug - you go Bood. he will grill you some chicken and go speak to Coach for you. You call him or Cassie if you're sick and they will pick you up and deposit you on the floor with Milo and you are their baby now. I'm 23 years old but that's my dad tho

If you're having trouble with other players, or if you're in like, a crisis? Mama Bear Ilya, will 100% get arrested for any of us and/or pick you up from the middle of nowhere any time of night. You wanna ragebait other players? He has the perception of a God and can tell from one look when a players second wife will leave him. He can also tell when you're feeling like shit mentally and he will pick you up take you to Harris farm and make you dog walk with him while throwing sweets at you. Holmberg got high sticked the other week Ilya spent like, 2 hours going through the guys Instagram with us while wine drunk and ripping his entire life to pieces with us.

and Shane? He will come early to practice for you, he will tell me things wrong with my playing I didn't know EXISTED. Boyle was in a slump Hollander turned up at our house with a fucking smoothie get your ass out of bed we're going to the rink and he will completely pull apart your playing style with such precision that's it's beautiful to watch and I'm not even mad about it. Roz will be giving a fucking captains speech about how we can do better next week and he'll fucking pipe up in the corner going, well we will if Lapointe improves his footwork Coach, we're gonna be staying late on Saturday and Wiebe is like, sounds good Hollander like COACH you can't Agree For Me and he'll just go, Shane Hollander is giving you a private lesson I don't care what you're doing cancel it

sweetangelfart

Adding to Shane's part, he's also the one sitting through your word vomit after your breakup with your girlfriend...the guy is painfully out of his element but he cares. Ilya might be the one coddling you with food and dog walks but shane is the one who is capable of centering you. He'll help you set up a routine, help you off your feat and get you moving. He's great at distraction and not so great at advice (apart from hockey advice, when its hockey advice, you shut up and do what shane hollander tells you to do) but the dude shows up. He's a silent shoulder to cry on and quiet calm to hang onto.

#heated rivalry