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Inspired by other sexyman brackets and @dadjoke-ness ‘s poll in particular, I bring you

The Neopets Sexywoman Bracket (Plot Characters Edition)

Excluding the faeries and shopkeepers/other npcs, I’ll do one for them later

These will be weekly polls until the Ultimate Neopets Tumblr Sexywoman is crowned. If an npc you think should be here isnt, it’s either because I thought they were too young or I completely forgot about them.

Here are the links to the polls

Caylis vs Clara

Nabile vs Sophix II

Ylanna vs Linae

Brynn vs Amira

Lyra vs Lilian

Sankara vs Sophie

Xandra vs Scout

Isca vs Hanna

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Round 2

Caylis vs Nabile

Ylanna vs Amira

Lilian vs Sophie

Xandra vs Isca

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Round 3

Nabile vs Amira

Sophie vs Xandra

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Final Round

Nabile vs Sophie

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Winner: Sophie the Swamp Witch

Congratulations to my favorite stinky lady and thank you to everyone who voted :D

crabfisher

slowing intuiting the rules and goals of solitaire through trial and error on what the computer does and does not let me do rather than looking up the rules because it's a much funnier way to learn

crabfisher

just learned you can move cards between stacks. how lovely

crabfisher

i did it.

dizzyhslightlyvoided

Yay!

What have you learned about how solitaire works?

crabfisher

FIRST RULE OF SOLITAIRE: aces are useless. put them on the top right. SECOND RUE OF SOLITAIRE: two's are about as useless as aces. discard them to the ace pile as soon as possible THIRD RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's hard. FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's really hard; FIFTH RUlE OF SOLITAIRE: you need to make the cards count down. But watch out. You must Alternate The Colours FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make if you already have a red king and only have one more spot to add a king do not add another red king. You will lose. SIXTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make sure to do every possible move with cards already on the board before adding cards from your draw pile. You WILL screw yourself over SEVENTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: good luck. Don't forget to beyourself and have fun

crabfisher

I don'te. Know

bogwitch-extraordinaire

I feel like it's important for the uninitiated to know that OP is playing solitaire on neopets

uglygirlstatus

Neopetting at non Neopians

adobe-outdesign

if anyone wants to know what's going on with the plot right now the main villain is having a mental breakdown because he gave a dog turbo depression

castleofthade

my friend sobby the sump witch and her little friend jilly as usual

idrinkaquafreshmouthwash

something I finished in a stream today wee

myspaceinfluencer

who remembers this lil b*tch lmfao! i used to scam the girls on neopets because i was so desperate to get her lmfao i only had d*al up so my computer was too slow to play the games but i was literally rabid to get one so i like got some items from the like giving tree or whatever and i would like message people on the f*rums and tell them i would upload rare items to my shop at a specific time and i wanted to give them like first dibs or whatever lmfao and i would tell them to buy it at that exact time and then i would click to remove it from my store but then instantly u*plug the internet and it would like gl*tch it out and they would buy it but it would stay in my store! lmfao anyways i got one of these little things after like three weeks and i loved her so much lmao i called her Egg Roll

dragongirltitties

why are dial, forum, unplug, and glitch censored

adobe-outdesign

I want all non-Neopets players to know that the latest site news is that the Neo-Super Bowl got cancelled because everyone became too depressed to play