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Been up 39 hours straight. Walk past a fresh-faced family reading the Guardian.

You're walking past the wine bar. No one's looking. Go on. Treat yourself to a boogie.

Sun comes up over the Arcadia spider.

Mixing flavoured ciders always seems like a good idea at the time.

I heard Fleetwood Mac were playing a secret set on the Park stage.

I heard Oasis were doing a secret set in the acoustic tent.

I heard Bowie was doing a secret set in the underground jazz bar.

I heard Daft Punk were doing a secret set on the moon with only a set of maracas and a fucking rocking horse as instruments.

"Mum, we're home!"

My last memory of the the Stone Circle.

I woke up in the circus field wearing a poncho made of parrot and spooning a long-haired hippy named Milton.

Is that Eavis about to drive off in that truck?!

Going Shangri-La? Better get my gladrags on.

How much I'm packing. How much that isn't cider.

Outvoted 10-2. Off to see Ed Sheeran.

Walking up that hill and seeing Glasto for the first time

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