George

[vengeancect]

[borderlands-disorder]

I would be terrified

[uncle-whisky-deactivated2018081]

Can we confirm the safety and survival of the person who took this video?

[vengeancect]

no they’re dead

[asillyandrandomname]

Ok I cried

[liketwopeasinapod2-deactivated2]

This is gonna give me nightmares :(

[versacebeefcurtains]

B I T C H

[habibi243]

WHAT IS GOING ON???

[boochiebadass]

@bigyerchy

[p-nutonyourface]

[shaelab-deactivated20160923]

But like why though

[bunny-astral]

[oxeerised]

[fuckyeahvintage-retro]

[theniftyfifties]

1950s advertisement for trash cans.  

[catgirlgore-blog]

me sitting with my friends

[kristenschaals]

[thebootydiaries]

mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post* 

 me: ?? best friends???? forever??

[gaystation-4]

when everyone else is enjoying an audio post that tumblr won’t let you play

[champagnepadre]

me: *follows someone all my mutuals follow*

them: *don’t follow me back in 20 min*

me: 

…….who the hell are u anyway? do u KNOW who i am? Unfollowed

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[sarakeilman94]

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

[sarakeilman94]

Nearly three years later…I got him;)

[wisemin-deactivated20211204]

OH MY GOD I’M—-

[orchidgrl]

“Every human being is a contradiction. Some hide it better than others.”

Ask Me Anything (2014) dir. Allison Burnett

[eggogorgon]

[poeticingenue]

[audreynical2]

[watermelonsaltandhoney]

This is very vivid. Did this guy actually have an affair with Chris Evans?

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

The Best of Twitter dragging Pepsi™ and Kendall Jenner’s ignorant ass for that horrendous new ad they just released.

[011594]