GLEEP & GLURP

Boston located, vegetarian's blog that ranges from spiritual trippy nature stuff to tattooed non white bitches and whatever else my strange brain conjures up

[currentsinbiology]

I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.

Harun Yahya (via currentsinbiology)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mario Kart GO would be absolute mayhem

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[mitten]

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[hottiesinyogapant]

Yogapants!

[hottiesinyogapant]

Back Dimples

[just-shower-thoughts]

The burqa must make it much easier for Muslims to crossdress.

[just-shower-thoughts]

By spending over $90,000,000 and using tons of heavy construction equipment to build a replica Ark, Ken Ham may have just proved that the story of Noah’s Ark is impossible.

[imbignino]

[tropicalwarmth]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”

[hottiesinyogapant]

Yogapants!

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” would be a relevant question when hiring a psychic.

[timewastingclub]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tinder and Spotify should pair up and match you with people who listen to the same music as you.

[sarahdoingstuff]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I was younger I used to think Squidward was a total A-Hole but im older I realise it’s Spongebob who is the total A-Hole.