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[gleewiki]

HAPPY  SLEEPOVER  WEEKEND!  this  is  our  bi-weekly  meme  days  lasting  from  12pm  fridays  to  11:59pm  sundays  where  curated  ask  memes  can  be  circulated,  sent  out  to  each  other,  and  answered  for  character  development  and  curiosities!  but  remember  our  golden  rule:  give  and  you  shall  receive!  don't  forget  to  send  out  ask  memes  to  others  if  you'd  like  to  receive  as  well,  to  make  sure  no  one  is  left  out!

[gleewiki]

cheers to the freakin' weekend! for this week's sleepover meme weekend, we are bringing back honesty hours! please make sure to reblog this post and open your inbox if you'd like to receive questions, which can range from anything silly goofy, FMKs, this or thats, invasive personal matters, as long as they're in-character! the only requirement here is that these questions are answered honestly, duh! please note: the answer to these questions should be considered private, unless the writer specifically notes that they're public knowledge! think of it as mostly for the community to get to know muse's headspace unless stated otherwise!

[zachrp]

ᝰ🚬 𝚉𝙰𝙲𝙷𝚁𝙿 .ᐟ SYMBOL HEADCANON QUESTIONS. CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS IF NECESSARY. SOME MATURE THEMES MAY BE PRESENT.

EVERYDAY LIFE / DOMESTIC

📋 : how organized is your muse?

✅ : what do they pretend to have together that they don't?

🕰️ : what time do they naturally wake up when no one needs them?

☕ : what's their morning ritual, and what happens when it's disrupted?

🧺 : how often do they do laundry?

🪞 : do they look at themselves in mirrors, or avoid them? why?

🍽️ : do they eat to survive, for pleasure, or as comfort?

🏠 : what part of their living space reflects them the most?

🌱 : do they keep plants, and are those plants alive?

🧼 : what's something they're weirdly particular about being clean?

📺 : what do they put on when they don't want to think?

SOCIALIZATION / CONNECTION

🗣️ : are they better one-on-one, or in groups?

📱 : do they text back immediately, or let messages rot?

🫥 : how often do they pretend to be fine to keep the peace?

🎭 : how different are they with strangers versus people they trust?

🤝 : do they make friends easily, or accidentally?

🧠 : what do they assume people think about them?

🌘 : how hard is it to really know them?

🎉 : do they enjoy social events, or endure them?

🪑 : are they the type to leave early without saying goodbye?

INTROSPECT / INTERNAL LANDSCAPE

🕵️‍♀️ : how often does your muse think about death?

🧩 : what part of themselves do they not understand yet?

🫀 : what emotion scares them the most?

👣 : do they believe they deserve good things?

🧱 : what walls are they aware of building? which ones are they not aware of?

🕳️ : what do they spiral about at night?

📉 : what's their most common self-criticism?

💀 : do they trust their own memories?

🌊 : what emotion do they drown in when they're alone?

PERSONAL / DEEP / TRAUMA-ADJACENT

🩸 : what wound shaped them the most, even if they won't admit it?

🔥 : what moment do they replay when they're ashamed?

🧷 : who failed them first?

🕯️ : what do they grieve that no one else sees as a loss?

🪤 : what pattern do they keep falling back into?

🧨 : what pushes them past the point of restraint?

🧬 : what did they inherit emotionally from their caregivers?

🕶 : what lie do they tell themselves to survive?

🩹 : what actually helps them heal, even if it's unhealthy?

HABITS / VICES / COPING

🚬 : what vice do they justify the most?

🍺 : do they drink to socialize, numb, or celebrate?

💊 : what's their relationship with substances, past or present?

🏃 : do they move their body to feel alive or to punish it?

🛏️ : how do they sleep when things are bad?

🎧 : what kind of music gets them through the worst days?

🖊️ : do they write things down or let thoughts rot in their head?

☔️ : do they intellectualize pain instead of feeling it?

🕳️ : what habit would unravel them if taken away?

SEXUALITY / INTIMACY

🫠 : is it easy for them to get turned on, or do they need emotional safety first?

💞 : do they separate sex and feelings, or blur them dangerously?

🛑 : what's an immediate turn-off for them?

🔥 : do they crave intensity or stability?

🤲 : do they like being in control, or giving it up?

🪶 : are they gentle with people they desire?

🍒 : how do they feel about their own body during intimacy?

🎱 : what do they need to feel wanted?

🔒 : do they guard intimacy, or give it too freely?

💔 : have they ever used sex to avoid something?

MORALITY / CHOICES

⚖️ : what line will they never cross?

🩶 : what line have they already crossed and justified? or regret?

🧭 : do they believe they're a good person?

🔪 : what would they do if survival demanded cruelty?

🪙 : what do they value more, loyalty or truth?

🚪 : who would they abandon if forced to choose?

🕊️ : do they believe in forgiveness? for themselves? in others?

🧨 : what would make them snap permanently?

📜 : what promise do they regret making?

🪦 : what hill would they die on?

[leneemusing]

SEND📱FOR A LOOK INSIDE WHAT MY MUSE HAS OF YOURS ON THEIR PHONE  featuring their contact profile, recent conversation, and photos they have saved.  basic text template  | iphone template & detailed text template

[fantaxi]

Send me 🗣️ for incorrect quotes of your muse and mine

[stupidiots]

open starter ft. anyone location. st. rivera aquatic center context. #punk’d #ijustwantedtousethisgif

“ if  you  thought  that  was  funny,  i’m  about  to  be  hilar— ”  wyatt  stopped  halfway  out  of  the  locker  room,  one  hand  still  holding  the  door  open,  towel  slung  over  his  bare  shoulder  and  damp  hair  pushed  messily  back  from  his  forehead.  he  had  been  expecting  someone  from  swim  team  with  a  stupid  grin  and  his  missing  shirt  balled  up  under  one  arm,  not  the  person  standing  on  the  mostly  empty  pool  deck.   “  oh.  hi.  sorry. this  is  not,  um,  ”   he  started,  then  let  out  a  short,  embarrassed  laugh  under  his  breath,  standing  there  half - dressed and  holding onto the  very  unfortunate  knowledge  that  he  could  not  simply  retreat  back  through  the  door  without  looking  insane.  “  you haven’t seen a gray shirt lying around anywhere, have you?  ”

[onwiththeshcw]

there were very few places on campus where nobody expected anything from rhys davenport. the gym, strangely enough, was one of them. weights didn't care about last names, family expectations, net worth, networking or carefully taught reputations. they either got tossed around like a bean bag or they didn't.

he slid the final plate onto the rack, racked the sled with a quiet metallic clang, and sat up, dragging the back of his hand across his forehead before reaching for his water bottle. it wasn't until he caught movement out of the corner of his eye that he realized someone had stopped nearby. his gaze flicked toward the leg press before returning to his new spotter. "you want to work in?" he asked between breaths, one corner of his mouth pulling into a tired smile, "i've got one more set, but i'm headed to squat next."

tldr: this is a gratuitous rhys gym starter. i googled stuff about gym bros and it could be inaccurate. enter at your own risk.

[ofmelodiics]

open starter for everyone !! where: the new directions practice room

clarissa had been practicing for mash up day all week, she felt like she could barely feel her feet at this point. when she heard her dad's glee club had been attending this year's sectionals however, she knew she had to step it up, especially since she hated seeing her dad disappointed. it was almost as if she telepathically called her parents when she heard her phone ring, quickly turning off the music once she saw it was them. "hey.. uh perfect timing, as always. let me show you guys something i need your opinion on." she replied, answering the call before then turning the music back on before then showing them her routine. "so, what do you think?" she asked them, trying to catch her breath a bit, not realizing there had been someone standing in the doorway until she turned around. "jesus, how long have you been standing there?"

[campusloser]

roundup #001: september 22, 2026 - september 29, 2026.

the following is a review of ongoing plotlines and other worldbuilding details in the campusloser  universe. if you'd like any specific ongoing storylines regarding your muse(s) to be included in future reviews, please summarize them in our #updates channel.

it   has   been   one   hell   of   a   week   in   our   beloved   saint   rivera   university,   but   let's   start   with   the   first   dramatic   breakup   of   the   semester.   power   couple   eugena   davis   and   carter   cortez   have   officially   called   it   quits,   and   she   even   deleted   all   his   photos   from   her   instagram   page   so   you   know   it's   that   serious.   rumor   has   it   that   the   reason   for   the   breakup   was   that   goddamn   gaudy   show   choir,   but   regardless,   @coachsteeleofficial   is   liking   all   of   her   posts   regarding   the   breakup,   probably   would   even   rate   it   five-stars   on   letterboxd   if   she   could!   where   else   can   you   find   a   breakup   endorsed   by   the   collegiate   faculty?! but   don't   mistake   her   social   media   presence   for   leniency,   because   coach   shauna   steele   wants   her   cheerios   primed   to   take   their   sixth   consecutive   cheerleading   championship   title...   and   she'll   do   anything   to   make   sure   that   their   focus   are   mostly   undivided.   she's   even   reorganized   their   award-winning   routine   to   add   more   daredevil   stunts,   even   blackmailing   persuading   the   board   of   the   national   cheerleaders   association   to   overturn   some   illegal   maneuvers   just   so   she   can   use   them   this   year.    and   the   ones   in   charge   of   executing   these   dangerous   stunts?   well,   every   cheerio   who   are   currently   in   glee   club.   cecelia   sinclair?   double   up   toss.   valeria   chavez?   a   series   of   one-arm   liberties.   goldie   lewis?   flyer   for   for   multiple   arabian   layouts   in   baskets.   charity   st.   james   and   luciana   castillo?   must   learn   how   to   perform   on   four feet   tall   stilts.   savannah   grady?   be   on   a   standby   as   we   wait   for   approval   for   the   human   cannon!   

she   even   wants   to   use   sullivan   vane   as   a   flyer   for   a   kick   double   full   twist.   good   luck   ladies   in   trying   to   lift   him   up   for   this   physics-defying   magic   trick!   the   margin   for   error   is   paper-thin!   hell,   neckbrace   cheerio   was   supposed   to   get   that   cervical   collar   finally   removed   next   week   and   she   already   re-broke   her   neck   after   their   attempt   at   a   dynamic   entry   involving   multiple   tosses   and   swings   into   a   two   and   a   half   high   pyramid   came   crashing   down!   #OUCH!   

eugena davis,   micah de leon,   and   clementine brandt   must   be   so   happy   to   miss   that   glee-shaped   bullet,   or   else   coach   steele   might   just   put   them   through   the   ringer,   too.   instead,   they're   on   the   special   chicken   cutlet   duty,   slapping   members   of   the   cheerios   with   said   protein   whenever   they   make   a   mistake.

but   you   know   what   will   make   coach   steele   happy?   the   complete   obliteration   of   glee   club,   and   if   she   doesn't   hear   about   someone   quitting   within   the   next   two   weeks?   careful   cecelia   sinclair,   because   eugena   davis   is   already   being   fitted   for   her   co-captain   uniform   just   in   case.   and   let's   just   say   the   queen   bee   title   is   not   something   meant   to   be   shared. but   the   cheerios   are   not   the   only   ones   getting   busy!   rehearsals   for   the   theatre   department's   annual   fall   play   begins soon,   the   crucible   despite  stella   nasr's   attempts   to   sway   the   faculty   to   move   on   from   an   american   classic   to   a   modern   reinterpretation.   let's   just   hope   she   doesn't   subject   the   glee   club   to   an   emotional   mashup   about   not   getting   her   way!   but   madame   evangeline   zhou   does   appreciate   the   ambition.

meanwhile,   esteemed   musical   theatre   professor,   monsieur   thibault   bellamy-delacroix,   is   directing   his   annual   five   nights-only   sleazy   and   chaotic   production   of   rocky   horror   at   the   bijou,   but   the   real   buzz   right   now   is   which   musical   he'll   choose   for   the   winter   musical.   some   say   it's   wicked,   some   thinks   it   might   be   time   for   hairspray   or   a   chorus   line,   or   maybe   even   rent   or   spring   awakening,   but   only   time   will   tell.   and   that   time   will   be   a   week   from   today   so   get   your   audition   repertoire   ready!

but   if   you   want   real   news,   a   cheerio   has   overheard   coach   steele   and   monsieur   bellamy-delacroix   talking   about   sharing   the   cheerios'   five-figure   confetti   and   glitter   budget   with the winter musical if   he   makes   sure   the   theatre   nerds   are   preoccupied   with   the   winter   musical   instead   of   the   upcoming   shoir   choir   sectionals,   where   new   directions   must   redeem   themselves   after   last   year's   humiliation   ritual!

and   speaking   of   glee   club,   mashup   week   is   underway   so   please   be   advised   to   wear   ear   plugs   every   time   you   pass   by   the   choir   room.   and   if   you   were   there   for   august   bianchi   and   carter   cortez's   the   cure   and   dj   khaled   mashup,   you   could   probably   sue   the   club   for   psychological   damages   and   win.   but   aside   from   awful   mashups,   new   directions   also   received   their   handbook   for   sectionals   in   november,   with   the   following   by-laws:

twenty   (20)   minutes   will   be   allotted   for   each   group's   performance.   this   includes   set-up,   performance   and   tear-down.   a   penalty   of   10%   of   the   overall   score   will   be   applied   for   exceeding   the   time   limit.   to   be   safe,   kelmeckis  has   advised   the   club   to   leave   five   minutes   for   set-up   and   tear   down,   which   means   their   performance   must   be   up   to   fifteen   minutes! there   are   nine   regions:   west,   southwest,   midwest,   great   lakes,   central,   mid-atlantic,   northeast,   south,   and   united   kingdom.   there   are   three   to   five   sectionals   per   region,   and   the   1st   place   and   2nd   place   groups   in   each   sectional   will   advance   to   their   region's   regional   competition.   the   highest   scoring   group   at   regionals   will   then   advance   to   nationals,   to   be   held   in   los   angeles,   california   this   year! glee  clubs  must  also  perform   a   minimum   of   three   contrasting   compositions,   including   one   ballad.   movement   during   the   ballad   should   be   kept   to   a   minimum.   kelmeckis   has   come   up   with   a   potential   structure   for   them:   an   introductory   ensemble   vocal   performance   to   showcase   cohesion   and   harmonies   followed   by   a   high-energy   choreographed   number,   then   the   ballad   to   give   them   a   rest   period   before   the   big   crowd-pleaser   to   end   their   setlist. and   perhaps   the   most   important   rule   this   year   is   that   each   glee   club   must   choose   a   theme   for   their   sectionals   setlist   and   60%   of   their   songs   must   have   this   theme   as   a   common   thread.   kelmeckis   has   assigned   captains   stella   nasr   and   julian   devereux   to   take   lead   in   this   decision,   while   also   subtly   nudging   them   to   choose   something   that   represents   this   year's   ragtag   bunch   of   gleeks.

but   a   decision   out   of   stella   and   julian's   hands   is   kelmeckis   approving   marijoy   bacalso-coughlan's   petition   to   make   her   teacup   pig,   sunshine,   new   directions'   official   mascot.   and   somehow   he   turned   it into   a   lesson   about   how   they'll   need   to   take   more   risks   if   they're   going   to   win   sectionals.   because   technically,   pets,   and   especially   not   pigs,   are   not   allowed   in   the   dorms.   who's   going   to   snitch?

and   those   are   only   the   tip   of   iceberg,   so   many   more   things   that   happened   in   last   week,   like   celibacy   club   president   abilene   perez   cheating   on   her   partner,   bear   stone,   by   kissing   hollis   navarrette.   the   scandal   if   that   comes   out!   and   speaking   of   celibacy   club,   sullivan   vane,   has   somehow   found   himself   in   there.   his   intentions?   probably   to   seduce   their   repressed-asses   into   sleeping   with   him.   

but   you   know   who   aren't   being   celibate?   football   star   luke   shepherd,   who   somehow   caught   the   eye   of   the   choir   room's   resident   ghost-like   presence,   noemi   ibarra.   what   an   odd   pairing,   but   it   might   because   he's   as   tall   as   frankenstein's   monster   and   she's   a   forensic   science   major.   let's   just   hope   they   use   protection   for   this   hookup!   we   don't   want   any   demon   babies   running   around,   we   already   have   savannah   grady's   secret   baby   somewhere   out   there!   do   you   guys   think   the   baby   also   has   emo   bangs   and   wears   eyeliner?

still,   everyone   needs   to   get   ten   times   messier   now.   this   isn't   high   school   anymore,   so   get   out   there   and   confess   your   attractions,   sleep   with   your   best   friend's   exes,   and   date   and   dump   someone   within   a   week!

...and   that's   what   you   missed   this   week   on   campusloser!

and   don't   forget   your   schedules:

glee   club   and   jazz   ensemble   rehearsals:   mondays,   tuesdays,   and   thursdays   from   5:00PM   up   to   9:00PM,   and   sundays   if   needed. titans   football   and   titans   hockey   training:   weekdays  7:30AM to 8:30AM   for   conditioning,   then   wednesdays and fridays from 4:00:PM to 7:00PM, and saturdays from 1:00PM to 5:00PM. hockey season officially starts the first week of october and football season has already began, so some of their friday and saturday schedules will be for games. cheerios:   weekdays   7:00AM to 9:00AM   for   conditioning,   then   wednesdays,   fridays,   and   saturdays   from   4:00PM to 8:00PM. they will also travel with the football team for away games. the   crucible   will   run   every   saturday   and   sunday   night   from   october   24   to   november   14,   with   rehearsals   starting   next   week,   every   friday   from   5:00PM   and   7:00PM,   and   saturdays   and   sundays   from   1:00PM   to   4:00PM. rocky horror @ the bijou will run every night from october 27 to october 31, with rehearsals starting next week every sunday from 3:00PM to 7:00PM. every rehearsal is also a dinner potluck. auditions for the winter musical are expected for the second week of october, but rehearsals will not be until after the first week of november. and glee club sectionals is only roughly six weeks from now, on saturday, november 14!

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SEASON 01, EPISODE 01: COLLISION COURSE!

so here's what you missed on campusloser … save the judgy looks, because we already know what you're thinking. show choir? in the year 2026? i thought we, as an ever-evolving society, collectively left that behind with side bangs, acoustic covers with changed pronouns to be heteronormative, and watching proposal flash mob videos in 360p, along with all the other antiquities of the long and gone obama administration? well, apparently not! because last year, new directions wasn't just irrelevant, they were supposed to be gone with the wind, like totally obliterated from the minds of the masses! they spectacularly failed at sectionals, half their members graduated, and the university administration had already quietly placed them into the same category as those other extracurricular casualties like slam poetry club, a certain club for an imaginary sport from a book series by a wildly problematic author, and the soaring society of lgbtqia+ ornithologists … yikes! and according to all known laws of college social hierarchy and optics, there shouldn't be any coming back from this. yet, our ambitious glee club captains julian devereux and stella nasr somehow were somehow given a new lifeline, and a pretty hot one at that! … enter carter cortez, captain of the saint rivera titans.

it's a little muddy how the members of new directions actually got him to join their devastatingly pathetic club, especially when half of them would consider him an untalented muscle chad. some say it's a deal to tutor him so he doesn't have to take another year to graduate, some say it's blackmail, but all that you really need to know is … that facecard? never declines. he's practically the face of the athletics department's brochures and posters, alongside cheerios captain, cecelia sinclair!

and now with both of saint rivera's patron saints of college popularity in new directions, everyone else has come running to audition so they can get the behind-the-scenes tea or pretend that they have always respected show choir. hell, the athletes might even outnumber the performance geeks in their own club soon enough! all hell might just break loose when that time comes!

today is september 22, 2026, and it has been a month since our students returned on campus, and new directions is beginning to look like campus' newest and hottest trend. but they're going to need to be more united if they want to maintain their surge in popularity.

because here's a secret not many people know about: popularity isn't something that can be just generated out of thin air, it's redistributed. and whenever one group starts getting attention, it's only a matter of time until another is paid dust and questions are raised!

like, " why does the cheerios get all the budget? "

or " why do they have their own private training gymnasium while glee club practices in a room with peeling paint and a potential gas leak? "

which brings us to the woman who does not want you to ask these questions … coach shauna steele. even just saying her name feels like i'm summoning the boogeyman! but as scary as she might be, she has the nerve, the gall, and the gumption to always get what she wants and run the cheerios like a military institution with glitter requirements. i mean, five consecutive championship titles and named coach of the year twelve times by the national cheerleading association? that takes talent … and she doesn't like being overshadowed by a bunch of losers.

so, cecelia sinclair, goldie lewis, and sully vane? congratulations, you are now secret agents for the cheerleading-industrial complex, tasked by coach steele to rope in the other cheerios in new directions and destroy glee club from the inside out together. but make it seem natural, so no plain sabotage and cartoon villainy, of course! don't be suspicious! but they better start weaponizing their influence and popularity to question song choices, encourage cliques, and spread stupid rumors about interpersonal relationships to turn everyone against each other, because cecelia's position as cheerios captain is at stake here!

then, we have eugena davis, clementine brandt and micah de leon, a potentially great troublesome trio if i've ever seen one! but their job is more about influencing the rest of the student body for now. they just need to convince people that glee already peaked and joining is so uncool. i mean, competitive synchronized singing and dancing? can anything be more corny and gauche?! but overturning their newfound popularity means problem solved for coach steele and the cheerios. god forbid the glee club dip into their bi-monthly weekend wellness spa getaway funds!

but while forces of not-necessarily-evil are planning their downfall, new directions are just trying not to implode a month into the school year. before they can prepare for sectionals, they must learn more about each other first. there are just suddenly way too many people, too many personalities, and too many friend groups.

so faculty advisor and resident cool music production professor, bobby kelmeckis, have decided on their first assignment for the semester.

it starts with a hat and names inside, a quick and easy way to create random pairs. these pairs must then create a mash-up performance together of songs that represent each person, blending two identities into one mash-up song as a way to introduce themselves to each other and the rest of the club. oh, how worlds collide! isn't that just exciting?!

… and that's what you missed on campusloser!

OOC INFORMATION.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! glee in 2026 is so serious. we're finally opening tomorrow, june 22, monday @ 4pm cst. and i'm so excited to build this universe with all of you and have so much #campy fun. dates will also be flash forwarded for the timeline, so the month in-game is currently september but still the same day as present! i just want to thank everyone again for joining! i didn't think many people would actually be interested in a glee rp in this day and age, and yet here were at full capacity with so many wonderful writers and amazing muses! more information about our first glee club task will be available tomorrow in the glee assignment channel of our discord server. the locations page is also a work in progress, so feel free to keep on recommending places in our suggestions channel or make up locations for your starters for the meantime! if you have any question, please let me know! and again, thank you so much for joining!