guritchi (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

[beariums-deactivated20151229]

gay update: getting gayer

[hashbrowningsanders]

How to Draw Burgerpants

Step 1: Disregard any knowledge of anatomy

Step 2: Channel your deepest hatred and despair at your current situation into a physical form

Step 3: Add cat ears

[austinado]

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[arckyzday]

do you think papyrus sometimes notices?

[knocker12]

NO MERCY

SANS

[saskiakeultjes]

Today’s recap

[glitchcan]

sans on a date

date: what's that in your jacket pocket?

sans: oh, that. well, uh... see, i wasn't sure where this night would end up leading and... heh. it's better to be prepared just in case, right?

date: oh my god sans did you--

sans: of course. i'm extremely responsible, so i always remember to bring a condom-ent.

sans: [pulls out fistfuls of ketchup packets, winking]

sans: never know when the food's gonna need a little something extra.

date:

sans:

date:

sans: i'm literally a skeleton, i'm not sure what else you were expecting.

[glitchcan]

me: i'm tired

me five seconds later: i must sin

[captaiinandor-deactivated202006]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: *continuous Wii music*

psychic: what the fucK

[sprousetwinsblog]

[mendedpixie]

favorite dang trope in the history of ever:

monsters, or characters who view themselves as monsters, being touched and/or treated gently for the first time in their life.

just

[glitchcan]

mi mamá me empezo a gritar solo porque le dije que se calmara

estaba gritando porque la tele no funciona bien y solo no queria escucharla asi y me empezo a gritar que al menos eso se merecia por trabajar tanto al ,enos eso y dijo que era un terrible hijo y muchas cosas feas y

como que todo fue de la nada?? solo me usa para quejarse quejarse y quejarse hasta que se siente mejor y me grita para sentirse bien y no entiendo

como puede hacerte sentir bien hacer sentir asi a tus hijos??

más que nada la agarra conmigo pero a veces tambien mete a mi hermano entremedio y

y no sé detesto que la unica persona que me haga querer desaparecer para siempre sea mi mamá

ah

[gobblechopstv]

[the-universe-of-steven-blog]

[gomuboo]

✨Benriya✨

[you-have-startled-the-witch]

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[ivyart]