Distortion Secret Telephone

Where am I | 22

[charl0ttan]

i literally need to be face sat by music

[charl0ttan]

i need music filling up my holes

[jadeazora]

Textless card art from Triumphant Light!

[stupidestasshole]

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[sci-fi-gifs]

BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons

[aceofjades-16billion]

Wordle drake be like "you used to call me on my 4 phone"

[ot3]

i decided to let my spamtenna hate post out of disabled reblogs jail because of that one ask the other day, and it took less than 24 hours for someone to try the "well of course they're more popular its because these characters are ADULTS and people want to make PORN!" argument again. which is a terrible counter argument for fandom misogyny for about a million reasons. but the thing that really gets me about it is like

people are of the opinion, will argue on behalf of the opinion, that it's just a completely reasonable and straightforward fact of life that people will want to produce and see pornography about these two characters in such high quantities that it outpaces 7 years worth of of shipping fanworks for the main cast.

like it's an argument coming from a world where These Two are just so innately erotic and alluring that it just isn't possible to suggest in good faith alternate explanations for why these characters got So Disproportionately Popular. mhm. uhuh. yep yep.

[zipsunz]

i trust you two more than anything

[quantumshade]

if you as a man cannot relate to female characters, you are a misogynist

[falseknees]

[doechiisource]

Congratulations Best Rap Album winner - 'Alligator Bites Never Heal'

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[gingik]

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[glitchcryptid]

if youre feminist enough men will literally talk about you in therapy

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh