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[dark-haunted-hollow]

My headcanon is that Michael had no idea Phone guy's name was Ralph and actually just called him Phone Guy until him going missing was in the papers

[marias-new-blog-ig]

michael starts a blog or youtube channel or something where he just talks about the immortal and the restless and it gets really popular - not because people care about the immortal and the restless, but because everyone thinks he's some kind of really good special effects horror makeup artist. everyone's always asking him to do a tutorial on his "zombie look" and he always just replies saying "get a robot to disembowel you and wear your skin" which people just interpert as his snarky way of saying no, unaware that he's being completely serious

[uraniumm00n]

*Feeds the Michael afton fans*

So because im weird and love fonts, some years ago i went on a search to find our beloved sarcastic bois handwriting [meaning the font they used to write these little notes]

And... I FOUND IT! I never shared this bc i didn't think people would think it was a interesting discovery, but some people on discord really liked this discovery i made so here i am sharing it with the rest of the Tumblr Michael fans.

The Font is called...

Download

What a name right?! Husband of the Millennium.

And it wouldn't be fnaf if we theorised a little mhhmm so if your up for it let me indulge a bit into my personal version of Michael Afton.

On the fonts author official website theres a note about this font and i thought it was very sweet

First of all whoever this husband is, is a absolutely sweetheart <3 deserved title indeed!!

What if Michael was like that? Ive had this headcanon about him being like that for years, not some bad evil guy who hurt people on purpose, but someone more stable? Someone who is there for you! No matter what!

Michael as a adult having his life sort of together is already proving in both canon and non-canon he will do ANYTHING!! to help others. He is always trying to save others that are hurt or are going to get hurt by his fathers creations. Through out sister location he is facing all kinds of life threatening things. He even got kidnapped! And he still came back because he wanted to help his sister. In the scrapped non-canon Story "Your the Band" he is saving Sylia and Timmy he doesn't know them but they are being hurt by his father creations. He put his own body on the line for these strangers.

This is all just to say, He's on your side <3

No matter what happened to you, what you'd look like, sound, act. he too wants a stable life with you in it no fancy stuff, He knows showing up matters more!

Michael WILL be there!! ♡

[goldenfesh]

Everyone you had failed in this lifetime and so on.

Omg i love this man. (And that’s the wrong badge but that’s alr) :D

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[ep1d0te]

AUBERGINE PAGE

decided to put a little bit more effort to render. kinda back from hiatus but not really(?), posting may be slower ig

if i see that people like "moodboards" like this i will draw more (w jack, dee and etc) bc i'm really enjoying doing pieces like this. here are separate pics just incase.

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[fazcadeemployee69]

A while back I did a "guess the character" with ma fren and the description was "is from a series with animatronic robots, is physically purple, has caused the death of at least one child, undead and has had his organs removed" with my friend and he guessed Michael as my intentionally misleading details intended for him to when I meant Dave

as you may have noticed, Dave Miller DsaF also shares those key details

[eggs--benadryl]

yay! yay! yippee! yay!

[annville-art-things]

How Fnaf 3 is gonna end btw

[itsitsukiiii]

Here's a bedtime drawing. I'll go sleep now

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Part 2

[bamsara]

whoops I forgot to post my doodle dumps again

[serbga]

bending my machine till it inks or idk

[rattanwhip]

What's in a name

[rattanwhip]

I'll add this here too

[red-the-raspberry]

Michael Afton Headcanons

Because I started thinking about it and oops now there's a whole list. This is for game Mike, not movie Mike!

This is very much against fanon, but after Sister Location, I don't think he stayed a zombie forever. I think he healed to Regular Sickly Man levels, but there's still something imperceptibly off about him where you can almost tell he's a revenant.

For example, he doesn't blink after Sister Location

And he gets random spontaneous bruises that develop big and ugly on his skin and take several days to heal

Watermelon gum is only the beginning, he always has to be chewing on something, ever since he was a kid. This is why he munches popcorn while watching TV and drinks soda on shift. Failing this, he will chew on pencils, his shirtsleeves, his collar...

He loves drawing (basically canon in the logbook)

He also likes listening to the radio, especially weird late-night radio when he's at work

Agoraphobic and socially avoidant

Despite only watching "comfort food TV," he likes long, bleak, classical novels

Everything he eats is unreasonably salty

His accent is actually an interesting British-American blend when he's just naturally talking. When talking to his dad, he defaults to his full British accent because that's how he was accustomed to speaking to William when growing up.

[forkasaurous]