glitteringforest

trying to be a renaissance woman

[i-merani]

[kissshots]

it is what it is (I can't do this anymore)

[girlnephew]

[theconcealedweapon]

[woolandflax]

[leporinelou]

[leporinelou]

[cowboydeanwinchester]

the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused

[cowboydeanwinchester]

yeah so i just thought to myself, it’s wild how there’s a musical about the guy who eats people

[cowboydeanwinchester]

THATS WHAT SWEENEY TODD IS ABOUT?

[cowboydeanwinchester]

enough. i thought it was like a boy who was a ballerina. idk where that came from

[captains-clever-goose]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[maswartz]

[taylsthetrap]

I found a article link for this but not the exact article,

Former Maine police officer to be sentenced on 14 felony charges - Slate Report

CALAIS (BDN) – A former police officer who was arrested for dealing drugs less than a week after he retired from the Calais Police Departmen

[funnytwittertweets]

[markodragic]

massive shoutout to that guy who threw eggs at the king today and shouted "this country was built on the blood of slaves"

I only see 1 king in this picture

[amalasdraws]

Elon Musk pissed in the blue checkmark pit

[sassyresacon1990]

I’m sorry but has everyone seen the description for the tumblr app on the App Store?

Staff really are out there on the front lines of the Great Twitter Migration

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[animentality]

I told you guys. They know. They understand.

[hey-hamlet]

“rent lowering gunshots” this, “we can’t let them know we like it here” that, i think everyone is just having fun posting cringe

[hey-hamlet]

you, you get it.

[lesbianredpanda]