glitteringforest

trying to be a renaissance woman

[april]

when housecats are small its awesome and when theyre big its also awesome. the bigger or smaller a cat is, the better. but there's also something so alluring about a perfectly average cat. you can't go wrong

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[71x2]

unfortunately for me he is the funniest football player out there

[i-merani]

[kissshots]

it is what it is (I can't do this anymore)

[girlnephew]

[theconcealedweapon]

[woolandflax]

[leporinelou]

[leporinelou]

[cowboydeanwinchester]

the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused

[cowboydeanwinchester]

yeah so i just thought to myself, it’s wild how there’s a musical about the guy who eats people

[cowboydeanwinchester]

THATS WHAT SWEENEY TODD IS ABOUT?

[cowboydeanwinchester]

enough. i thought it was like a boy who was a ballerina. idk where that came from

[captains-clever-goose]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[maswartz]

[taylsthetrap]

I found a article link for this but not the exact article,

Former Maine police officer to be sentenced on 14 felony charges - Slate Report

CALAIS (BDN) – A former police officer who was arrested for dealing drugs less than a week after he retired from the Calais Police Departmen

[funnytwittertweets]

[markodragic]

massive shoutout to that guy who threw eggs at the king today and shouted "this country was built on the blood of slaves"

I only see 1 king in this picture

[amalasdraws]

Elon Musk pissed in the blue checkmark pit