Fuck You I'll post What I Want

*demonic screeching* Transfem Enby . they/them or she/her. Pan. Demi-romantic. Poly.

[taylsthetrap]

If you're reading this I'm afraid that it's too late.

You've lost The Game.

[taylsthetrap]

The 'AI' module in my camera thinks that my rats are cats

[taylsthetrap]

I have been seriously neglecting this app

[taylsthetrap]

A totally safe to click link.

Do yall remember when the bots were actually functional to the point they'd probably catch out your not so tech savvy aunt. Now a technologically incompetent person can these things a mile off.

[serpent-and-the-skye-deactivate]

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime so I sext with trannies on company time

[serpent-and-the-skye-deactivate]

Genuinely can't believe this post is 3/4 of the way to a thousand notes. This one really resonates with the "broke t4t wage slave" demographic huh

[twilight-zoned-out]

Learning about the Doctor Who specials' expanded budget: oh no, what if they overuse CGI to look more 'professional' and high-budget?

The first scene of the Doctor Who Special:

[taylsthetrap]

Do you ever

[taylsthetrap]

So does food ever taste and/or smell of rot and decay for yall despite being perfectly good/fresh?

I will clarify by saying I am NOT eating spoiled goods, food and drink can just randomly taste or smell of rot.

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[snowylynxx]

[tavvoc]

Millicent (muh queen)

[gay-jewish-bucky]

Steve Harwell

Musician, Legend

1967-2023

[taylsthetrap]

My Dudes when did they give mutuals a swanky little label in the notifications tab?

[taylsthetrap]

My favourite thing about starfield is how it's character creator is causing fully grown adults to lose their shit because a role playing game give you option to role play.

(it's pronouns they're mad at pronouns)

[guerrillatech]

[ravenkane]

As someone who has mispronounced so many words because I never actually heard them. I appreciate this post

[taylsthetrap]

Always hated when people would mock me for mispronouncing a word. There's many many words I've never heard said

Sorry I had never heard the word 'gondola' out loud.

[taylsthetrap]

Youd think after 25 miserable years on this planet id stop reading Sean as seen and then correcting myself with correct pronunciation

[taylsthetrap]

Product earth is probably the best event in the world

[parkchanwoohoo]

Grabbing people by their shoulders and shaking them until they can prove to me they know what "twink" means

[rui-cifer]

I was listening to a bunch of LGBT+ ppl from Louisiana as a guest for a podcast and the topic of "twink" came up and they more or less were like, "yeah nowadays cishet ppl know saying 'f*g' raises eyebrows so they just say 'twink' when they want to say 'f*g' but it's obvious what they want to say when they say the word," and like, that's basically it, right. Also they talked about lubed up jockstrap wrestling at a gay bar and how there was a cishet guy that participated because he just wanted to wrestle.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

real allies wrestle in the lubed up jockstrap match at the gay bar

[the-haiku-bot]

real allies wrestle

in the lubed up jockstrap

match at the gay bar

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.