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beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse
hi ladies. sorry for giving a sprightly little kick in the air as i ran away earlier when you tried to approach me. I was just overwhelmed
remember to charge your vibrator BEFORE getting wizard high. Or you may experience the horrors
imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal
One of my favorite yuri related things is actually this Japanese article I found once that was like. Directed at younger himejoshi. So I put it through google translate because I was curious and it had a bunch of tips like "if you have a friend who is also a yuri fan... maybe you can go see a movie about girls together! But REMEMBER. Be sure to let her know in advance if you want to be 😳 more than friends 😳" and I genuinely thought it was so funny and cute that it was like "WARNING: we know manga likes to string things along but you cannot do that in real life you need to make your intentions known" LMAO
girls who wanna be used like little fleshlights while they’re asleep make me a different kinda horny 🙃
to fist or to be fisted?
... that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the hole to suffer the sling and arrows of outrageous fists, or to take arms against a hole of troubles
you: So, I was wanting to start working at your firm because I’m considering accounting as a career.
the man you agreed to interview with in this cafe: I see. I have to say, it’s a welcome change to have someone your age looking for a career instead of something to support their….I dont know, rock band, haha!
you: Haha, yes, well, I try to stay focused. [you take a drink from your coffee]
the man: While we’ve hired people with little to no experience, I have to ask– would you happen to have any previous experience in this field?
you: Oh! I understand completely. The past three years I’ve actually interned a-
spiderman:
I just want a very mean woman to be very nice to me and fuck me stupid is that too much to ask???
Remember: women can regenerate your health if you think about them for long enough, but be careful on overcharging it
i do nothing but think abt women everyday. have i overcharged it.?
Your natural yuri abilities have given you a resistance to this debuff, but at the cost of being easily flustered by women which temporary disables your abilities
wow...! thanks for the tip! i think im finally ready to face the dark lord!
ghhhooooohh fuck. shes sopretty.
Xena Warrior Princess 2.04 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
gay surgeon taking out my organs: intestines, slay. Liver, slay. Spleen, slay. Appendix… FLOP!
me: can yuo turn the lady Gaga down it’s making the anesthetic wear off
Feeling like I should start making insane claims that don't really make any sense
If a butch lesbian played one of these you people would never shut the fuck up about it
This makes perfect sense unfortunately
women can be creepy n perverted n feral towards me whenever they want btw <3
Having my fat titties abused makes me so wet. Tug and squeeze my nipples until they’re red and sore. Hook them up to a suction machine and watch me squirm in agony and confused pleasure. Put those little suction cups on them so they stay hard and plump. Make me take supplements so when you start pumping them everyday, I start lactating. Keep abusing them until they stay all pink and puffy like proper little cow teats, and encourage me to offer my growing milky tits to anybody who might want a drink. Start milking them entirely dry every time so I produce even more the next time so they keep growing. Get me cute little piercings through each nipple so they’re even more accentuated. Laugh at my embarrassed face when I find out I can’t wear a bra while they heal, and the piercings make my milk let down involuntarily so I’m always leaking through my shirt even in public. Everybody can see my puffy abused teats through my shirt especially when they’re wet with my milk.
MEN DNI I AM A LESBIAN
“Ooh big stretch” as I push another finger into you ✨
