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Just a simple Irish lesbian, tending to her memes and aesthetics • lots of everything • comes with batteries

[wehaveabucky]

okay but some Americans coming for us when we post Eurovision crap like they don’t overload our feed with super bowl and coachella every year

[allthingsgerman]

Am Ende muss man einfach zugeben:

Die meisten Eurovision-Acts waren nett.

Aber Israels war Netta.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

The UK doesn’t have to go through the semi-finals, you know? So I really think we should take that power and run with it. Go full Eurovision. Stop sending these actual attempts at success, which clearly do NOT work and send something absolutely ridiculous and very homoerotic.

Do a Dustin the Turkey, but with the power to drop it straight into the final.

Send a man dressed in a lycra bodysuit to ride through a fire on a segway. 

Send a troupe of singing morris dancers.

Send the entire clientele of a gay bar and get them pissed before they go on stage. 

Send a lookalike of the Queen and make her sing the sluttiest song you can think of.

Send literally any of the people who immediately get laughed off of the XFactor.

Send at least three drag queens.

Send a minvan full of lesbians who only sing songs about the women they miss.

Literally, send ANYTHING, but make it mad, and bizarre, and gay. Make it EUROVISION.

[girlbossblackbeard]

i heard ireland came thru for us in twenty gayteen

(inspired by this post)

[vvatore-deactivated20190107]

me: i don’t let results get to me :) 

me, once i saw israel won: 

[avaxsara]

people saying israels song is a perfect fit for 20gayteens eurovision winner like the actual lesbian from finland or gay dancers from ireland wouldn’t be better like what are you smoking

[lyustra]

greece and cyprus in eurovision

the uk and ireland in eurovision

[astudyinwinchester]

I JUST SAW SOMEONE SAY THAT THE RUSSIAN COMMENTATOR SAID THAT IRELAND’S ENTRY WAS ABOUT “true male friendship” CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM IF THEY REALLY SAID THAT IM cACKLING

[sanatched]

me every year before eurovision: this WON’T affect me.

me after:

[incarille]

American people watching eurovision with Australia in it, and then seeing Israel win.

[soursirens]

if you don’t like girls, don’t write a song about liking girls ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it’s literally as simple as that

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hannahvardit]

high school sucks but sometimes you get to be spider-man, and that’s okay. 

[sixpenceee]

Stained Glass Windows

The Sainte Chapelle Holy Chapel in Paris, France (Photo: Gilmanshin via Shutterstock Royalty-free stock photo)

King’s College Chapel 

Nasir al-Mulk Mosque

The Pink Mosque (Photo: TripDeeDeephoto via Shutterstock Royalty-free stock photo)

The Chapel of Thanksgiving

Photo: Daniel Parks via Wikimedia Commons CC BY 2.0

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[gharibajameel]

SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

[gharibajameel]

RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

If i ever post something that’s not gay let me know and I’ll delete it!