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My wife: Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?

Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.

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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can’t even.

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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo

So I had to put my foot down

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Good to know

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Hannah says that she doesn’t dig in the yard 😏 we’ve determined that’s a lie

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😂😂

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I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger, and then it hit me.

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Oldie but a goodie

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Tarot Tips

🃏 Find The Empress in your deck. The card behind her will reveal what you need to do to nurture and care for yourself. 

🃏 When in conflict or competition with someone, look for 5 of Wands. The card behind it will reveal the solution to the problem.

🃏 If you see the same card over and over again in readings, it is a sign and you must pay attention to its message for you.

🃏 For a better understanding of each card, observe it closely and form your own interpretation that follows its themes. It will help you interpret readings better.

🃏 To find out what is making you feel stuck or delayed, look to The Hanged Man. The card underneath him will show what is holding you back. The card in front of him will show you how to overcome it.

🃏 When shuffling your cards, if any card drops out of your grasp, take it as a sign and read the card. 

🃏 You do not need crystals with you to do proper readings, but a good way to cleanse your deck is to place a clear quartz on the top of your deck before each reading. Keep in mind; there’s a variety of ways you can cleanse your deck.

🃏 Often when The High Priestess appears in a reading, she is trying to tell you that you know the answers and that you should listen to your inner voice.

🃏 There is no wrong way to shuffle or cleanse your deck. Do what feels right for you!

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Tarot Spread - Feeling Stuck/Unsure

Disclaimer: This is all based on my experiences & opinion. I originally made this spread for someone who felt stuck and needed to unleash their true potential. They wanted to know if they should act or not. Although it could be applied to just about any situation that you feel stuck about or unsure of.

• 1 • Past • 2 • Present • 3 • Potential If You Do Not Take Action • 4 • Potential If You Take Action • 5 • Action

• How To Use This Spread: 1. Represents your past feelings, actions, and perspective relating to whatever situation. 2. Represents your current perspective on the situation. 3. Represents what may happen if you do not change anything or do whatever you may be considering . 4. Represents what will happen if you do take action and make the change you’re considering. 5. Anything and everything relating to the action, when I did this spread it said if you do act be sure to look out for hidden enemies and error. 

• Some Backstory  Originally 3 and 4 were just “Future” and “Potential” but my deck seemed to use the spread more in the way I wrote it, something to the extent of “This is your current future if you don’t do anything.” And “This is your future if you do whatever you’re considering or try to change things.” In the future though I will be using it this way. 

Hope someone uses this! Enjoy! Have a lovely day 💖

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Gemini: THE 3 MYTHS

Myth 1: They are fake/two-faced

The truth is, we are not fake or two-faced. In better words we are “extremely adaptable”. You will often find your Gemini adapting to their surroundings to make themselves and those who are around them feel comfortable, it is just in our nature to do so.

Myth 2: They are mean

Not everyone is mean, and not everyone is nice, but for some odd reason the Gemini sign has this stigma of being mean. The truth isn’t that they are mean; your typical Gemini will only be mean if they seriously have to. So if you feel that your Gemini is being mean, ask yourself “have I done something wrong?”.

Myth 3: They don’t have feelings

I cannot express how untrue this myth is. Well first, lets start with “everyone has feelings”. Your Gemini just have extremely good methods of hiding and masking how they are feeling, and are extremely picky on who they chose to vent and open up to. They are selective because they are often protective of themselves and sanity, so if a Gemini ever come to you venting, just listen and show empathy, because they trust you.

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