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Selling my very submissive well behaved adult twin children to one direction
Local wizard not done partying yet
glad to see brennan back in top form and antagonizing everyone around him
i do so sincerely love that the second you take an improv comedian and put a giant ridiculous marie antoinette style wig on them they immediately become possessed by the spirit of a deranged 18th century fop without needing to be asked
10/10 no notes
re: this week's episode,
BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever
GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever
it is my professional obligation to share with you my latest dumbass song
randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like
Rosy-faced Lovebirds on a cactus in Paradise Valley, Arizona.
Flower doll 🌸
She’s serving midsommar realness
Since there is a wave of anti-birth control propaganda, this is your reminder that the birth coontrol pill was responsible for 30% more women graduating with college degrees between 1970-1990
Also a whole lot of people need it to hold down a job or stay in school regardless of reproductive risk: it offers menstrual control. It can be the difference between debilitating, bedbound periods and normal function. It’s medicine. It’s also very cheap to produce and returns soooo many thousands of dollars to the economy for every dollar it costs, so don’t let anyone make a false financial argument about it.
i love you foils i love you gothic doubles i love you clones i love you alter egos i love you twins and false identities and shadow selves and reflections and ghosts and eidola and puppets and masks and
5 years ago i was this 🤏 close to ending it because i was trapped in an endless cycle of drifting and failure to launch but in the exact right/wrong state of mind i listened to the Long Lost album by Lord Huron and the song "Twenty Long Years" convinced me to take a huge risk with another move. i left my dogshit job selling things i didn't believe in, finally got my driver's license at 37 years old, picked up all the hobbies i had been previously limited from doing, and now i'm sitting outside on a summer evening listening to Lord Huron play live for free because i live with my beautiful partners in a beautiful house in a beautiful neighborhood that happens to be the site of a yearly music festival and when they're done playing i'm going to go home and watch dumb movies on discord with my friends while i finish prepping for my first table at an art market.
i dunno man. never kill yourself or whatever.
the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
To really put it in perspective
Immediately I love him
Wikipedia says that "the Ancient Macedonians believed that to see a least weasel was a good omen"
and I agree! I saw the small beast and now I am happier than before. omen fulfilled
Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León
fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.
like I mean this very seriously as writing advice. the character should experience events and make decisions that make them different at the end of the story. they should be changed. they do not have to be improved.
they can get worse. they can make decisions of an increasingly terrible nature. they can stop taking risks on kindness. they can discover how much they can get away with. they can find religion, or abandon it, with negative effects on their moral creed. the character has to develop. the character does not have to grow.