gay disaster

32 | they/them | queer af | soup enthusiast hey yo im chocolate & this is a blog. i rlly like pretty ladies and glitter. check my about page for more & have a swell day my dude.

[glitterdustcyclops]

figured i should probably have a pinned post so this is that post

Olo~ I’m Chocolate and I am a big gay emotional mess 100% of the time. I write original fiction (theoretically), play D&D, cosplay (rarely), liveblog everything, and get emotional over moths. I love pastels, puns, and glitter, and I don’t take myself too seriously.

My interests change pretty much all the time, but some common topics are: fandoms, dumb text posts, photos of myself/my life, things that make me happy, things that are pretty, food porn, cool tunes, and anything else I find helpful, interesting, or otherwise thought-provoking. And pictures of dogs. Pictures of *my* dog can be found in the pupdate tag.

The nav page has my most frequent/most consistently used tags is now horribly outdated and I can't edit it, so instead I've appended my most frequently used tags to this post, for your browsing convenience.

General PSA that while I mostly try and keep this blog nebulously PG-rated, I am, in fact, a whole-ass adult in my 30s and my blog will discuss subjects and topics related to being a whole-ass (neurodivergent) adult in your 30s. If you're under 18 I will leave it up to you to determine whether you wanna follow me or not, but I am not interested in engaging directly with minors, thank you.

Explicitly nsft/NSFW content is relegated to the horny zone @tentaclemermaid.

Edit: I didn’t think I would have to ever say this, but for the record if you are an ed/“thinspo” blog or whatever I will be blocking the holy fuck out of you. I make it a policy not to police who follows me but for this one exception. Like look, if you somehow missed this, I am a VERY FAT ANGRY non-binary queer person and I don’t want your rancid vibes to touch me with a 10-foot pole.

Also, an anonymous donation request catches you a block. I do not have the executives available to vet every donation request sent to me. If we're mutuals I'm happy to boost but otherwise absolutely fuck off, this is not the platform for it.

And finally, if you ever want to shoot the friendship shot w/ me *please* feel free to do so! I love yapping and always need more willing victims new friends to yap at/with. I lowkey revile tumblr's message system but you can always hmu on discord @ halloxchoco.

Otherwise, have a wonderful day and I hope you enjoy my blog darling~ (◡‿◡✿)

[vile-things]

[aidashakur]

never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble

[glitterdustcyclops]

i made rainbow confetti cookies to celebrate pride hehe

[glitterdustcyclops]

update: i brought my pride cookies to work & everyone enjoyed them

🥰

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[morabbots]

She is beautiful, guileless, kind, and pure of heart. You are brilliant, ferocious, hilarious, and a grade A bitch. Together, you are the perfect woman.

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[tempesthawke]

neve & her wisps

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

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[glitterdustcyclops]

i made rainbow confetti cookies to celebrate pride hehe

[crabussy]

trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together

[idonthavepurplehair]

Chat gpt you will never be her

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.