Body Glitter & Fake Vomit

Optimum efficiency path: purchase more soups

[thejgatsbykid]

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

[madlori]

benjamin and gerrold’s

[glitteryvomit]

ANIMAL CROSSING POCKET CAMP IS BIPHOBIC

I'M BI AND I CANT GROW MY FUCJING SUNFLOWER SEEDS TO GET BUGS TO EARN THE SUNFLOWER DRESS BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING A FICKIGN ERROR MESSAGE

[glitteryvomit]

me: exhausted, has slept 4 hours in the past two days

my brain as soon as I close my eyes: TIME FOR CONSCIOUSNESS WEEEWOOOOOWEEEEWOOOO

[dogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

The original “base set” of 9 prints is finished finally, but the goal when I finish the other 6 is for it to be largely interchangeable

[mydarkenedeyes]

Emma Fineman - Ocean Series (Oil on panel, 2014‒)

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[worm-banhmi]

$tone Cold Killa

[magicinhermadness]

New fave

[goldenxthunderchild]

SAVAGE

[rush-keating-deactivated2018121]

[munsass]

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

[capacity]

Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

[ludaprilgate]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

Me with everything I make fun of

[njcodiangelo-archive]

you: netflix and chill

me, an intellectual: queer eye and cry

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

[rowanwoodcock]

Happy Pride Month y’all know Frog is That Bitch and Toad 100% supports him.

[rowandriftwood]

I have never seen Frog & Toad art, let alone gay Frog & Toad art. I did not know I needed this in my life until I saw it.

[onlytwitterpics]

[watchdogz]

hey take this quiz about which greek god/goddess you relate to most!

[speciesofleastconcern]

Hestia:  Hestia is a goddess of the hearth, architecture, and the right ordering of domesticity, the family, the home, and the state. She upholds her traditional values, and believes strongly in her symbolism. Did not see that coming

[shinyx2]

Hmmmmm.

Artemis: In the classical period of Greek mythology, Artemis was often described as the daughter of Zeus and Leto, and the twin sister of Apollo. She was the Hellenic goddess of the hunt, wild animals, wilderness, childbirth, virginity and protector of young girls, bringing and relieving disease in women; she often was depicted as a huntress carrying a bow and arrows. The deer and the cypress were sacred to her. In many modern practices, she is recognized as a protector of lesbians.

[captainsblogsupplemental]

Just 12 years of television left. Hope it’s good.

[cetacean0ps]

op is living in 2028 

[captainsblogsupplemental]

I’m so mad at myself right now