My Hot Garbage Blog

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[hotvampireadjacent]

[melonwah]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[shiftythrifting]

a small price to pay for Snail Table, in my opinion

every house needs a snable

[nojoki]

trapink

[you-are-another-me]

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

when will they establish that "james bond" is like an intergalactic slug that possesses random british men every 5 to 15 years and uses its collected life experiences to go on spy adventures

[marlynnofmany]

#this instantly makes the entire franchise so much more fun #james bond #an animorphs Yeerk gone rogue and living his best life apparently

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[r3333f]

we don’t have to fight anymore

[meanbossart]

Revisited an old sketch ⚔️

[ruinedchildhood]

[atlinmerrick]

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[bernard-jackson]

[sheikahfication]

Computer make this guy pathetic and crying

[sheikahfication]

Computer strip him of all his morals then touch him inappropriately

[fairycosmos]

they should invent an enough that is enough