Tiff's Bitchin' Blog

I'm Tiff. This is my bitchin' blog.

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

[bob-belcher]

[ellynneversweet]

Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

[anxietyproblem]

[lauralot89]

Dracula's blog: Reasons My Solicitor Is Crying

29/6, 10:00 PM - He wants to go outside, where there are wolves.

29/6, 10:01 PM - I opened the door to demonstrate that there are wolves. Now he wants to stay inside.

[sobcat]

me when there's work at work

[rubysue1909]

[catchymemes]

[technoturian]

HAPPY LIZARD FASHION DAY TO ALL!

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[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[saccharinestardust]

me when i receive a letter from my close and personal friend mina murray

[yesterdaysprint]

The Pittsburgh Post, Pennsylvania, May 06, 1906

[imasymbolfornothingthatexists]

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

[blackpyrefly]

astronomy: so basically the consensus is generally that pluto isn't a planet but rather a dwarf planet, which is a classification that fits better with its unique characteristics and reflects our current understanding of how stuff works

what people hear for some reason: pluto has been suddenly kicked out of the planets club by the other planets, who were its best friends up until they randomly decided they didn't love it anymore and they kicked it out of the house and put it in a wet cardboard box on the side of the road and it's starting to rain but they don't care at all because they hate poor pluto now and they want it to die of exposure. which it will

[aropride]

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared