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perksofbeingafanboy

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them.

glitz-andthe-glam

On an office binge rn. Sorry not sorry

robert-nash

I think, even then, I knew that I was waiting for my wife.

berrym

I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃

drunkenhills

This is a much better use of your time tbh

healingsuggestions

You are 100% going to know whether or not the people in your life are meant to stay or not at some point. Some people will stay forever and others only for a moment. Some you think are meant to stay end up leaving and vice versa. No matter what, things will end up being okay and you will be able to foster new relationships and find people who will be good to you. The drama you’ve dealt with and the hurt you’ve had will fade and you will be better again.

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I hope you wake up early enough in the morning to put on your favorite outfit and make your favorite breakfast. I hope you find your skin clear and hair healthy. I hope you’re content with the way your body looks. I hope you find happiness in small things today. I hope that, even with your ups and downs, you are content with yourself.

romantic-gestures

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And my ass can’t even get a text back

agameofclothes

shessoprettywhenshelies

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon. Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market. You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards. If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad. It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions. Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters. Changing your car’s oil is not optional. Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move. You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback. It’s always worth reading the instruction manual. Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy. Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way. Good doctors listen more than they talk. You can’t fix a burned roux. Floss. Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right. Measure twice, cut once. Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional. If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good. You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar. There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic. Kindness is not weakness. Baking soda is not baking powder. Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable. Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair. Appropriate footwear is always key. You can absolutely be too forgiving. Real humor punches up, not down. Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material. There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are. Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art. You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction. You can always come home again. But it won’t be the same. Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine. Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball (via seabelle)