Hell. I've gotten distracted again.

Anything Bleach is what I'm into for the most part. I am an avid lover of crack-ships as well as most cannon. Leave me a suggestion or question and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

[dajo42]

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

[colorfuloddity]

THERMOS

[athenavine]

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

[susiephone]

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

[bisaster-energy]

I don’t believe it. I found the post.

[kyraneko]

“YEET” is like Wingardium Leviosa crossed with Locomotor crossed with Expelliarmus and it’s the best spell ever.

[lilithsaur]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[strawberrycupcakehuckleberrypie]

Favorite @lilithsaur Ever

[strawberrycupcakehuckleberrypie]

this aged well

[kyloren]

#post-TROS mood

[neeliepsrecs]

The HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards Round 5

Awards hosted here

DRARRY (Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter)

Best Drabble: First Place: “Tots and Toys” by dracogotgame Second Place: “Diana” by bleedingangel84 Third Place: “The Golden Snitch” by rzzmg

Best Drama-Angst: First Place: “When the Songbird Stopped Singing” by nherizu Second Place: “Les Enfants Terribles” by thusspakekate Third Place: “A Piercing Comfort” by talithan

Best Dark Fic: First Place: “I Love You” by curlee_cue Second Place: “Whose Was That Gentle Voice?” by writcraft Third Place: “The Deepest Pits of Despair” by cadkitten

Best Comedy: First Place: “The Twelve Days of Draco” by birdsofshore Second Place: “Draco Malfoy and the Accidental Armchair” by pervyunitwins Third Place: “Tick Tock” by fireflavored

Best Romance: First Place: “When the Songbird Stopped Singing” by nherizu Second Place - TIE: “By The Numbers” by mindabbles &  "A Song, Incomplete" by rurounihime Third Place: “Sharing Different Heartbeats” by talithan

Best Slash Smut: First Place: “Unhook the Stars” by jad Second Place: “Burning the Ground” by traintracks Third Place: “Something I Don’t Want to Stop” by traintracks

Best Threesome+ Smut: First Place: “At the Edge of the Crossroads and Leaning” by traintracks Second Place: “Stakes” by yeaka Third Place - TIE: “Got It So Good” by blissed_bess & “Without a Piece of Your Heart” by snarkyscorp

Best Alternate Universe: First Place: “Give Me A Quiet Mind” by wellhalesbells Second Place: “To Be Back Again in the Rest of the Room” by lamerezouille Third Place: “Here’s the Pencil, Make It Work” by ignatiustrout

Best Legacy Story: First Place: “Turn” by saras_girl Second Place: “Redeem Me” by samayel Third Place: “Gold Tinted Spectacles” by beren

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HARRON (Harry Potter x Ron Weasley)

Best Drabble: “The Best Man” by The Dauntless Ravenclaw

Best Drama-Angst: “Something Old” by The Enigmatic Crow

Best Romance: “Right Here Where You Need Me” by Hogwartsowl

Best Legacy Story: “The Morning After” by Matroushka

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HINNY (Harry Potter x Ginny Weasley)

Best Drabble: “Bruises” by mihnn

Best Drama-Angst: “Invisible” by phoenixstrike1

Best Dark Fic: “The Darkness Takes Me” by xonceinadream

Best Het Smut: “Bruises” by mihnn

Best Threesome+ Smut: “Invisible” by phoenixstrike1

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JILY (James Potter x Lily Evans)

Best Drama-Angst: “The Reverse Method” by mihnn

Best Comedy: “The Reverse Method” by mihnn

Best Romance: “The Reverse Method” by mihnn

Best Het Smut: “Little Moments” by leontinebowie

Best Alternate Universe: “Bloody ShangriLa” by jamesthestagwhore

Best Legacy Story: First Place: “Wind and Waves” by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble Second Place: “Snow” by corny cloth Third Place: “Tired” by Instant of Insanity

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ROMIONE (Ron Weasley x Hermione Granger)

Best Drabble: “Casual Sex” by mihnn

Best Drama-Angst: “For Better or Worse” by ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor

Best Comedy: “Over and Under” by mihnn

Best Het Smut: “You’ve Got the Right Stuff, Baby” by tamlane

Best Alternate Universe: “Catch My Fall” by lire_casander

Best Legacy Story: First Place: “Leaning Slightly to the Left” by The Steppy One Second Place: “Today” by tmblue Third Place: “Making Memories” by ermynee322

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SNARRY (Harry Potter x Severus Snape)

Best Drabble: First Place: “Private Party” by torino10154 Second Place: “All Natural” by alisanne Third Place: “The Charming Prince” by pekeleke

Best Drama-Angst: First Place: “Standing on the Shoreline” by citiesandsigns Second Place: “Three Firsts and One Forever” by suitesamba Third Place: “The Importance of a Day” by emynn

Best Dark Fic: “Fifty Shades of Truth” by starcrossedgirl

Best Comedy: “The Hole Truth” by bk7brokemybrain

Best Romance: First Place: “Standing on the Shoreline” by citiesandsigns Second Place: “The Beginning Of A Journey” by roozetter Third Place: “Spanking Interrupted” by blissed_bess

Best Slash Smut: “Fly By Night” by twisting_vine_x

Best Alternate Universe: First Place: “Disinherited” by emilywaters76 Second Place: “Something Good Will Come” by deirdre_aithne Third Place: “A Snowball’s Chance” by sheankelor

Best Legacy Story: “Rapture” by mia_ugly

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SNERMIONE (Severus Snape x Hermione Granger)

Best Drabble: First Place: “Eight Months in Stockholm” by tychesong Second Place: “Fifty Shades of Turkey” by toblass Third Place: “It’s Elemental, My Dear Granger” by savine_snape

Best Drama-Angst: First Place: “Pet Project” by caeria Second Place: “Resonare Mortis” by laralee88 Third Place: “Anima Mea” by proulxes

Best Dark Fic: First Place: “No Dominion Greater” by rivertempest Second Place: “Fair Weather From The North” by dickgloucester Third Place: “The Toil of the Just” by sarablade

Best Comedy: First Place: “Appetizers” by aurette Second Place: “Ye Gentlewizard’s Guide to Courtshippe & Metrimonie” by gingertart50 Third Place: “The One Where Snape’s Bits Smell Like Cheese” by scumblackentropy

Best Romance: First Place: “The Awakening” by crmediagal Second Place: “With Careful Magic Caught Inside” by of_anoesis Third Place: “Within the Wilderness, an Orchid Blooms” by georgesgurl117

Best Het Smut: First Place: “Lay Me Low” by teddyradiator Second Place: “Shrinking Potions, Silk Scarves, and A Dollhouse” by onecelestialbeing Third Place: “Fairy GodHermione” by cybrokat

Best Threesome+ Smut: First Place: “Getting Past Broken” by tychesong Second Place: “Out of the Shadows Came a Rose” by gingertart Third Place: “Triple Viktory” by pern_dragon

Best Alternate Universe: First Place: “Prisoner 5273” by snapefan520 Second Place: “Divide of Time” by Anubis Ankh Third Place: “Arithmantic Equations as a Second Language” by absolute_tash

Best Legacy Story: First Place: “Post Tenebras, Lux” by loten Second Place: “Chasing the Sun” by loten Third Place: “A Walking Shadow” by Ariadne AWS

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LUCIUS MALFOY x anyone

Best Drabble:

“Revenge: A Bittersweet Reward” by madam_minnie

Best Drama-Angst: First Place: “Delightful Blackmail” by Duco Lacuna Second Place: “Proxy” by deslea Third Place: “Wither” by xThe Painted Lady

Best Dark Fic: First Place: “The Road Unplanned” by caitriona_3 Second Place: “There Is Nothing More Satisfying” by scarletladyy Third Place: “Revenge: A Bittersweet Reward” by madam_minnie

Best Comedy: “Of Rippling Muscles and Taut Buttocks” by savva

Best Romance: “Persuasion” by linlawless

Best Het Smut: “Competing Business” by laurielove

Best Slash Smut: First Place: “English Delight” by torino10154 Second Place: “The Training of a Weasley” by Lilith Connor Third Place: “Plastic” by yeaka

Best Threesome+ Smut: “Four Things Lucius Should Not Have Said (And One Thing He Should Have Said But Didn’t)” by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo

Best Alternate Universe: “Danse Macabre, or: Learning to Light a Fire” by

karelia

Best Legacy Story: First Place: “By the Book” by scrace Second Place: “Penfriends” by mizsphinx Third Place: “Sharps, Sharks and Sheds” by Nathaniel Cardeu

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SIRIUS BLACK x anyone

Best Drabble: “Christmas: Sirius’ Christmas” by keria1123

Best Drama-Angst: First Place: “Le Songe” by carmentakoshi Second Place: “The Coldest Time” by mustntgetmy Third Place: “Little White Lie” by themessrs

Best Dark Fic: “Snow in April” by faieance

Best Comedy: “Days of Cats and Cabbages” by smallbrownfrog

Best Romance: First Place: “The Night Is A Bridge Between Yesterday And Tomorrow” by huldrejenta Second Place: “Adagio” by sable_tyger Third Place - TIE: “Adam’s Rib” by rhye & “Of Cinema and Sticky Notes” by bluepeony

Best Het Smut: “The Secret Incantation” by pauraque

Best Slash Smut: First Place: “Size Matters” by rewrites24 Second Place: “Then and Now” by writcraft Third Place: “Sunday” by yeaka

Best Threesome+ Smut: “Insatiable” by rewrites24

Best Alternate Universe: First Place - TIE: “An Occlument Heart” by beautifulyes & “Paying the Ferryman” by queenkerosene Second Place: “Time Is A Fine Invention” by bluepeony Third Place: “Highland Fling” by picascribit

Best Legacy Story: First Place: “Without Fear” by remuslives23 Second Place: “Drawing the Line” by chokolattejedi Third Place: “All Narrow Jealousies” by marseverlasting

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NEXT-GEN CROSS-GEN

Best Drabble: “Nice Shoes, Sweetheart” by tamlane

Best Drama-Angst: First Place: “Sugar Wanna Kill Me Yet” by traintracks Second Place: “Marked in Indelible Ink” by the_minx_17 Third Place: “The Art of Insinuation” by dexstarr

Best Dark Fic: “Fixation” by lunarblair

Best Romance: “Possibly, Maybe” by curlee_cue

Best Het Smut: First Place: “Quibbler Exclusive” by torino10154 Second Place: “When It Alteration Finds” by traintracks Third Place: “A Man of Worldly Knowledge and Impeccable Taste” by tamlane

Best Femmeslash Smut: “The Intricacies of Ownership” by dexstarr

Best Slash Smut: First Place: “Sugar Wanna Kill Me Yet” by traintracks Second Place: “Possibly, Maybe” by curlee_cue Third Place: “When It Alteration Finds” by traintracks

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RARE PAIRS

Best Drabble: First Place: “left a ringing in my ears” by openended Second Place: “Alone in Company” by pretty_panther Third Place: “Making A Memory” by mmadfan

Best Drama-Angst: First Place: “Hearts Obsession” by imera Second Place: “Knock, Breathe, Shine, and Seek to Mend” by traintracks Third Place - TIE: “Dull as Dirt, Brilliant as the Stars” by anguis_1 & “Secret at the Grave” by leigh_adams

Best Dark Fic: First Place: “The Experiment” by sabethea Second Place: “A Well Bred Warlock: A Guide to Wooing, Courting and Every Day Behavior for the Pureblood Wizard” by selmak Third Place: “Of Death And Rebirth” by bluemermaid

Best Comedy: “The Muggles Have a Word for Them” by kellychambliss

Best Romance: First Place: “Heart Full of Black” by m3535 Second Place: “Leaf by Leaf” by atdelphi Third Place: “Written in the Stars” by torino10154

Best Het Smut: First Place: “What We Thought We Knew” by thusspakekate Second Place: “The Waiting Game” by scarletladyy Third Place - TIE: “Change of Heart” by ragdoll & “Something Promising” by rzzmg

Best Femmeslash Smut: First Place: “A Child That Knows Poems By Heart” by pauraque Second Place: “They Searched for Blue” by traintracks Third Place: “A Cliff in July” by miss_morland

Best Slash Smut: First Place: “On the other side of the mirror” by leashy_bebes Second Place: “You Hold Him in the Palm of Your Hand” by tryslora Third Place: “Colour to a Sunset Sky” by writcraft

Best Threesome+ Smut: First Place: “A Girl Can Dream” by geneva2010 Second Place: “Center of Attention” by thusspakekate Third Place: “Masquerade” by pauraque

Best Alternate Universe: “Romance of the Age” by o_mayari

Best Legacy Story: First Place: “This Time Around” by Disneydoll0424 Second Place: “The End of Love” by with_rhyme Third Place: “A Story of Warnings and the Ignoring Thereof” by therealsnape

[luacridcy]

She said yes!

Original Art by @zippi44

[nurcechapel]

[swisssadge]

First snow

The pale winter sunlight filtered through the window into the room. It gave a hint at the cold that reigned outside. No wonder, since it was the middle of November; and while it technically still belonged to autumn, winter was already announcing itself with temperatures close to zero. It seemed only a matter of time now until it would start snowing.

Karin’s room in the Kurosakis’ home was comfortably warmed. Toshiro was dozing on the black-haired girl’s bed while she was studing for an upcoming exam at college. He actually enjoyed the cozy warmth, despite usually prefering cooler temperatures.

As he lay there, with eyes closed and the scribbling of Karin’s pencil in his ears, he mused how strangely comfortable he felt here. Normally, he had trouble relaxing completely in strange surroundings, perhaps also due to his training as a warrior. Prepared at all times, as the saying goes.

Not so in Karin’s room, it seemed.

He felt completely and fully at ease, with barely any thought of imminent danger in his mind. Of course a small bit of his consciousness remained attentive, at the lookout for any hollows that might strike. But aside from that, he felt at ease. Heh… Karin, that girl… surprising him all the time. It was a good thing that times were quite peaceful. It provided him, the usual so workaholic Captain, a little time to spend with the black-haired Kurosaki girl in the world of the living. The only luxury he allowed himself. Aside from it, he was still hard-working as ever. Another reason he cherished calm moments like this.

Toshiro must have been so much at ease, that he had actually fallen asleep. For the next thing he knew, he heard Karin saying his name.

“Shiro. Hey, Shiro. Up, you sleepyhead. Look at this.”

Shaking off the last bits of sleep, the white-haired Shinigami blinked and lifted his head. He found Karin standing at the window, smiling at him and winking.

“Come on. Look.”

Wondering what it could be that was so exciting, he rose from the bed and walked over to her.

“What is it?”

But she didn’t need to reply. As soon as he looked outside, he knew what she meant.

It was snowing.

Thick, white flakes were falling in a silent, constant shower. They were already settling on the roofs, and was starting to do so on the street, too. The grey of the asphalt started vanishing beneath the white of the snow. It was the first snow of the year, and as always, it had something magical to it.

Together, they stood for a little while and watched the quiet spectacle outside. It was amazing how quickly it could go. The last time they had looked outside, not a single snowflake had shown itself. Now it was a proverbial blanket of snow falling from the grey-white sky. Eventually, Karin sighed contentedly and leaned against him.

“It’s beautiful.”

Toshiro couldn’t hold back a faint smile. “Indeed it is.”

They weren’t in a hurry. So they kept standing like that for a while longer and watched as the world outside was quietly covered in white.

And everything was good.

Author’s note: A little HitsuKarin fluff that came to my mind when it snowed for the first time this year down to the valley floor. ;)

[tim-lucy]

The One Where Rachel Should Have Ended Up With Joey™

[commonwealthcass]

I made a quick, speedy comic based on this dumb sign I saw in Boston a couple months ago:

Also got inspired a but by @courierspikeee‘s little drawing of Hancock and Valentine

[princessslea]

my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for? who's your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water

at least he's having fun???

[7zmoonshadowz7]

And the second to that which is less popular but one of my favs – the rest you guys are right on about! 

[boltthrutheheart]

Just beautiful…so well done… @7zmoonshadowz7

[7zmoonshadowz7]

Alright, so going through old less popular videos of mine that are actually on my top list —— here you go.

[boltthrutheheart]

I still cry every time I watch this video. It is one of my all time favorites @7zmoonshadowz7, and the only tragic Bethyl video that I allow myself to watch over and over again even knowing that I’ll be crying at the end. It’s worth it though! 💜

[nadjaofstatenisland]

Fred/Hermione, Modern College Setting AU

“I wanna join.” 

Hermione looked up to see a kid with shaggy hair and the goofiest grin she’d ever seen on his face. He had a faded Springsteen shirt that looked like it might actually be vintage and not something he bought at the mall.

‘You want to join what?” Hermione asked, her eyes glancing to the sign to make sure she was standing at the right booth. “Our sorority?”

The boy cocked his head to the side, but if he was embarrassed he didn’t let on. “Absolutely. The name is Fred Andrews and I want to be the first male sister of - uhh,” he looked up at the sign, “whatever those Greek letters are.”

send me two characters and i’ll write you a three sentence fic

[incorrectharrypotter-quotes]

*playing quidditch with their kids*

Harry: I think we should let them win the next game.

Ginny: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.

[glo15bug]

I think I've had this conversation with my husband regarding our daugher

[motley1minded]

(Game of Thrones) Fake Trailer [Sansa/Tyrion AU] 

TAGLINE: “We are nothing more than the memories we keep. But what if he remembers more than he bargained for, a whole other life with her in a completely different time?”

PLOTLINE: In order to remember what happened during the night of the accident, he seeks help from science to remember, and deal with the guilt he’s feeling over what happened to his girlfriend. Instead of remembering the accident, he starts to remember his life as Tyrion and hers as Sansa. The line between reality and his new memories gets blurred.

The idea for this fake trailer came from Peter’s movie “Rememory”. In it there’s a machine that makes people remember traumatic events as they actually happened, rather than the filtered ones our brains usually offer. The problem with the machine is that said memories can pop up at any time and feel way too real and painful. I took this idea and run with it all the way to Game of Thrones.

[wildhoneyfitri]

Ugh what is this???!!!!! THAT is fuckin AWESOME! *cry baby*

[frozenoj]

New Reylo Text Fic

for @happilyeveraftereveryday!

Prompt:  Modern AU - Either Ben or Rey accidentally schedule a first date for Valentine’s Day. Date goes reallllyyyyy bad, so they need the other to save them from how awful/boring/smothering the date is. (No smut please!)

Our story begins February 14, 2020…

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[friends-daily]

When you’re Fine™