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from 'kaffe's classics: 25 favorite knitting patterns for sweaters, jackets, vests, and more' kaffe fassett, pub. 1993.

grincholass

Killing myself is back on the menu boys!

#genuinely 27 #and they take it wayyyyyy less seriously even tho im joker ing the fuck out #re

fluentisonus

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

deep chested sadness

#wtf do you do when you genuinely loathe yourself #re

sunshinemoonrx

Old Welsh lit: Dave punched Steve. This incurred a fine of twelve cattle and a nine-inch rod of silver and is known as one of the Three Midly Annoying Blows of the Isle of Britain

Old Irish lit: Dave punched Steve so that the top of his skull came out of his chin, and gore flooded the house, and he drove his fists down the street performing his battle-feats so that the corpses were so numerous there was no room for them to fall down. It was like “the fox among the hens” and “the oncoming tide” and “that time Emily had eight drinks when we all know she should stop at six”

Old English lit: Dave, the hard man, the fierce man, the fist-man, gave Steve such a blow the like has not been seen since the feud between the Hylfings and the Wends. Thus it is rightly said that violence only begets more violence, unless of course it is particularly sicknasty. Amen.