Primordial Soup

If you can't make your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine.

[powerburial]

"whoa. smooth moves, kid. i didn't know ya had it in ya"

- how elon musk imagines strangers will react when he says the n word with hard r

[brainwashvictim]

[understands]

[abyssaldyke]

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

[crumb]

Harahan, Louisiana (2008)

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[thatbitchsimone]

[moarf13]

[disgustinggf]

[11990904]

[crimewave420]

[ghostgirljyuna]

[halfmachinegirl]

[americanmountainprincess]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[drowsydrunk]

2002 GUCCI LEATHER JACKET BY TOM FORD