Women And Cats Will Do As They Please

The girl who signed her papers in lipstick.

[pre-party]

[babyanimalgifs]

[kissmelou]

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

[je-ne-suis-pas-un-oiseau]

Free pizza is cancelled

[classyroar]

Why would you even say something like that

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[fatherway]

anyways heres wonderwall

[oxfrnk]

why is ur ukulele so big

[fatherway]

i feed it well

[fuckosexual]

imagine being in a threesome and then getting asked to leave like how fucking embarrassing would that be

[oliviascharmedlife-deactivated2]

Valentina courts

[sitoutside]

[fuckyeahcloneclub]

[glorious-you]

you: aww did you just get a cute text from your boyfriend?

me, holding back tears as I smile down at my phone: no, nasa just found 3 earth-sized potentially habitable exoplanets around a single star.

[surprisebitch]

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[hihicecil]

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

[miquerida]

here i screen capped it 

[surprisebitch]

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[5750]

I want to Die

[cityelf]

USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in space on its own until you come to your senses

Here’s a diagram to help you understand

[cityelf]

I dreamed a dream in time gone by

[pi-la]

[music-daily]

Lana Del Rey photographed by Neil Krug

[shadesofreak]

OUTTAKE: Lana by Esteban Calderón for ‘Nylon Español’ (2015)

[c-bassmeow]