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ILFM - MASTURBATING GIRLS
THE ILFM MASTURBATING GIRLS NSFW SURVEY
(1659) @kinkypink06 Is Answering:
How old are you? 22
What’s your sexual orientation? Straight
Your pubic hair? Bald
Are you virgin? No
How old were you when you first masturbated? ~12-13
How did you discover masturbation? Probably rubbing against a pillow and realizing ut fellt good… or the good old shower head… both enjoyed at the time (and still do :p)
How old were you when you had your first orgasm? 17
Can you tell us more about your first orgasm? How did it happen? Riding my first bf, leaning back and him rubbing my clit… hmm
How often do you masturbate? Varies a lot… sometimes never and not at all, othertimes all day every day
When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday
Do you masturbate to any stimulus? Yes
What do you think about? Things I (would) love to do
What’s the last thing you thought of or masturbated to? Squirting porn/porngifs
Have you ever walked in on or caught someone masturbating? (If yes, please tell us a little more about it) No
Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating? (If yes, please tell us a little more about it) Only if I wanted to be caught ;)
Have you ever had cyber sex? If sexting and co-masturbating counts ;)
Have you ever had phone sex? See above… sexting and snaps
Have you ever had a wet dream? Yes sometimes
What’s your favorite method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.) Usually there is some kind of toy involved to assist my hands :P
Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate? Rather quiet
Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online? I took snaps and sent them to my so
Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person? Yes ;)
Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online? Yes
Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person? Yes
Have you ever masturbated with someone? (Mutual masturbation) Yes, love that :d
Do you enjoy watching others masturbate? Yes, girls and boys
Do you enjoy being watched while masturbating? Yes
Who do you like to think about when you masturbate? The person I‘m dating (:
Have you ever told them you think about them while you masturbate? I do that and love the reaction on it ;)
Does anyone know you masturbate? How did they find out? Obvi… who I‘m dating at the time and my girlsfriends are very open about that, so no big deal 😄
Have you masturbated because your partner wasn’t around to help? Where were they? Yes!! Probably at work or in class or on holiday!
What’s your most embarrassing masturbation story? My walls a pretty thin and my so wanted a snapchat of me masturbating and being as loud as i possible could be… so i was hahah and I could hear the food delivery guy knockong an the door! He definitely heard me scream and moan hahaha i was so mortified opening the door hahah
What’s your funniest masturbation story? I love to go out in public with a plug… went shopping once and had to reach sonething from the lowest shelf, the guy behind has definitely seen the rhine stone in my see through leggings :‘D oops
Have you ever masturbated in unique or strange places? In law school classes, when doing groceries, in public transportations, in the office,…
Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate? Probably anything phallus like i could find in my bathroom before I owned my first toys hahaha
Is it easy for you to orgasm or do you have to work for it? Easy!!
What’s the easiest way for you to get off? Honestly, female orgasm is 90% mindset ;) other than that, nippke play, clit stimuli und anal stimuli
Is there only one way you can get off? (i.e. Vaginal/Clitoral/Toy Use) No
Are you able to achieve orgasm through only non-conventional or indirect methods? (Breast Play/Hands-Free/Anal) Yes ;)
Do you ever double penetrate while you masturbate? Sometimes ;)
Do you ever suck on a dildo while you masturbate? Discovered that lately and didn‘t think it would love it as much as i do now ;)
Do you edge when you masturbate? (Get to the point of orgasm and stop repeatedly to enhance the experience) Yes love that! And even more, when someone instructs me to do so!
What position do you typically masturbate in? In the shower are in bed… laying on my back when it‘s only vaginal/clitorial, laying on my side, when i play with anything anal ;)
Describe a typical masturbation session. I usually wear a plug or love balls around a little before i actually get to touch me ;) Starting with nipple play, wandering south, massaging my thighs, my butt and moving closer. Sometimes adding a vibrator or magic wand (also to get the plug vibrating ;) ) And repeat as often as i can :P
How long do you usually last? Depends… 2min-30min something like that
What’s the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm? Within seconds ;)
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Due to constand edging and teasing… 2 days :p
What’s the most amount of times you’ve cum in a day? 17+ times… haha :p
How wet do you get? Do you leak fluids when you orgasm? (If yes, please describe) I get really wet, happens regurlarly that i soak my pants and jeans out in public :‘D I slightly squirted a handfull of times but I would love it to happen more often and more intense ;)
If you are older than 35, how has masturbation changed for you over the years?
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Are you sexually aroused taking this survey? Oh yeah
Thank you so much for your answers! ❤ @kinkypink06️
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11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)
These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes.
I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.
Reblog to save a life
Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience
yoooo what i need by tomorrow
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Reblogging because I WISH I HAD FUCKING KNOWN ABOUT THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL YEARS AGO!
Dear sick Kitties, Please save this to your computer because one day you might be well enough to work in some capacity and it’s unfair for you to have blank spots on your resume/CV. You have worth and validity even if you don’t have a huge work history. YOU have value.
This is mostly really good, but I have a couple minor disagreements. So…here are three recommendations from an HR person who reads a shitton of resumes every day:
Move the skills section up to the top! You know what I give a fuck about the most when I’m reading a resume (at least for entry-level positions)? WHAT YOU CAN DO. I frankly don’t give a shit where you learned it. Tell me what you’re capable of in concrete terms, organized in a bullet-points list or table that I can quickly scan to see if you even stand a chance of matching what we need, because that is all I’m doing in those critical first couple of seconds that decides whether I even bother looking at the rest of the resume. (Which I get sounds kinda callous but when I have to get through a couple dozen resumes, meaning download, open, read, decide what to do, forward it to the appropriate person if it makes the cut with my comments/summary/recommendations, file it appropriately and go on to the next one, and get back to my other duties and responsibilities - which I don’t have enough hours in the day for as it is - I can’t afford to depth-read every single resume that hits my inbox.)
Include volunteer experience as work experience if you have any. Running the concession stand at a high school club event of some kind counts as cash handling and customer service experience. Making blog themes for your friends counts as web design experience. Just because you weren’t getting paid doesn’t mean it wasn’t work experience you can potentially leverage to get actual paying work.
Rework that top statement - in its current form it’s looking like some odd hybrid of an executive summary (good!) and an objective statement (bad!), and I’m not sure how I feel about it tbh. I think it’s the “leveraging…to positively contribute” bit that is pushing all my “ugh no fucking shit sherlock” buttons. Like…what were you going to say, that you want to skate along doing the bare minimum amount of work and you don’t give a shit about the organization’s goals? I see way too many regurgitated statements like that - “positively contribute” and “maximize success” and “utilize my skills to further goals” etc. - and they just make my eyes roll out of my head at this point because they’re so generically corporate. I’d rather see a declarative statement about what you are and what you can do, than what you want.
However, huge massive bonus points for putting language fluency right there at the top where I don’t have to go hunting for it - language skills are ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS A PLUS and you want to highlight that shit as hard as you can. Shove that language fluency in my fucking face, PLEASE. Better that than having to scour your work history for mention of translation or anything like that, which I will only do if I’m A: already liking your qualifications so far, and B: totally fucking desperate for someone who speaks goddamn Spanish already.
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