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This reminds me of my parents hahahaha
Iâm literally rofl *snorts erratically*
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One Directionâs Thank You video for winning Favorite Music Group at the 2014 KCAâs x
Fluffy Whipped Soap is creamy, luxurious, and a treat for your skin. A little goes a long way. You only need a little bit and lather away. Can use as a shaving cream and will leave a soft moisturizing feel to your skin.Â
I donÂŽt really know why Ashton is always naked, but i ainÂŽt going to complain
I think as a society we come to appreciate by not the things we have, but the things we don't have
Smart girls are the overthinkers, the insecure ones, the different ones. They know what the real world is like. They analyze every little thing in life. Why? To avoid getting hurt. To find happiness. They stay up at night trying to think about every possible situation to get through all the problems. They think too much. They trust fewer people. Their insecurity proves their respect toward themselves. Of course they try to live away from a drama-filled life. Smart girls know their worth. Now those are the ones worth keeping by your side.
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"Save what has been lost, bring back what once was mine, what once was mine.â
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I feel like this is what Elsaâs hair would look like in real lifeÂ
are you Elsa?
I SAW A POST TODAY THAT SAID
Donât tell me what they said about me, tell me why they were so comfortable to say it around you
damn. thatâs some real shit right there.Â
real talk
some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that weâre just whiny teenagers u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that weâre just whiny teenagers
My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level
I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.
our hot dogs in elementary school were green
Our school would actually recycle pizza (it was pizza by definition only. However, it tasted and looked like cardboard with watery spaghetti sauce and the cheese youâd scrape off of a manâs ball-sack who hadnât showered since 1989). If you didnât eat the âpizzaâ from yesterday, theyâd put a layer of new cheese on it, bake it again, and serve it to you. One time, I swear they re-cheesed/baked a pizza for a straight week until someone actually ate it. They were never seen againâŠÂ If that sounds like Iâm telling you a horror story, thatâs because I am.
We had supposed french fries; it was legit very raw and cold potato fried in stale breading. Most of teh meat wasnât actually what they said it was and if you asked what was in something just in case cause of allergies or religious beliefs, they would actually fucking give you detention for hurting the lunch peoples feelings.
Supposedly, our school served âspaghettiâ which looked more like cooked up worms [not kidding, they did NOT look like fucking noodles bitches] and the sauce was more of this meatyâŠtomato juice concoction and the parmesian cheese? Thatâs a fucking joke, it was nothing but powder! No, not like the stuff you get at the stores I mean it was like one of those baby powder type of thing, thatâs how bad the parmesian was! Needless to say people got heartburn, and thrown up because of it. They still serve it.
ATTENTION PEOPLE:Â
IF YOU FIND ANY EXPIRED/ROTTING FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL YOU TAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND DEMAND THAT THE FOOD BE REPLACED FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS. IF THEY REFUSE TAKE THE EXPIRED FOOD TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THREATEN TO CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT.Â
My mother did this when I told her our school was serving expired milk- it hadnât even turned yet, it was only a few days older than the expiration date and the school GOT IN TROUBLE with the school district. After that they NEVER served expired foods again because the health department came down HARD on their asses. As an establishment providing food, they are required BY LAW (In America at least) to uphold proper health code violations. The school and even the school district CAN be sued if their food is proven to be unhealthy to consume and they do nothing about it.Â
So PLEASE donât just throw it away. TAKE THE EVIDENCE WITH YOU.Â
When i was in seventh grade my school was having our mandatory state testing so they brought our breakfast to us to make sure everyone actually ate and I got  yogurt that was a month past itâs expiration date, which i didnât realize until after I started eating it and it tasted funny. When I checked the date I immediately told my teacher and all they did was tell me to throw it away and drink some water to wash it down. Yay for teachers. Â
In the elementary school I went to, all the macaroni had this weird black crusty stuff at the bottom and it just completely turned me off of macaroni. I havenât had any at all since grade four.
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when Iâm with friends I turn into morgan freeman
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
There are two kinds of people.
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THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA