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#love these bitches #Jacob seed #Joseph seed #John seed #far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry 5 memes #fc5 memes #far cry

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Seed Bros Valentines 💕👀 made by yours truly

#it’s that time again #fc 5 #John seed #Joseph seed #Jacob seed #Valentine’s Day

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What it’s like playing Far Cry 5

#yeah #still

jacobsfatc0ck

I saw and seized the opportunity LMFAOO

#I’m SCREMAING MY HEAD OFF #jacob seed #joseph seed #far cry 5 meme #fc5 #far cry 5 #the seed brothers #far cry fandom

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John: what type of dog is this?

Jacob: this is a tortoise.

#fc5 #fc5 memes #John seed #Jacob sees #humor #incorrect far cry 5 quotes #incorrect seed brothers quotes

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I put on my birks for the first time in a while and couldn’t resist making this.

#man I knew what I was talking about #fc5 #fc5 memes #humor #Joseph seed #Jacob seed #John seed #far cry 5

faith-seed

the heralds + tv broadcasts

#omg my boyfriends are on tv #and faith #far cry 5 #fc5edit #fcedit #farcryedit #John seed #Jacob seed #faith seed #Eden’s Gate

turbo-virgins

took a break from writing to draw a joseph as a little treat

#HES SO FUCKING PRETTY MY GOD #I WANT TO HOLD HIS HAND AND TOUCH HIS HAIR #far cry 5 #fc5 #joseph seed #far cry 5 fanart #far cry

ayesleigh

Far Cry 5: Father Edition Unboxing with Greg Bryk (The Father) “Here’s the world map, so that when you’re playing the game you can find your way around.”

#repost #Joseph seed #Greg Bryk

#maybe the funniest image to ever exist #i can’t stop laughing #what’s wrong old man #someone needs to come fetch their grandpa #joseph seed #far cry #far cry new dawn

Batshit insane bottom John Seed you are in my heart and on my mind

#i think he is totally a switch but depending on the position he wears different hats #and by hats I mean he’s insane to different degrees #we have batshit insane bottom #we also have praise hungry service top #and we also have sadistic masochistic torture dom daddy #he contains multitudes #John Seed #fc5 ramblings

#wanna eat this whore alive #far cry 5 #far cry #john seed #John Seed Memes #fc5 #eden’s gate

I am hunting mercilessly for that low res image of Joseph Seed smiling maniacally when the bombs drop at the end of the game

danaduchy

NPCs about Seeds

Full script of Far Cry 5 (except cutscenes)

* What were those Seed brothers like? Can’t imagine there’s anything like a healthy sibling rivalry going on there. * John’s the baby of the Seed family. His brothers turn a blind eye to his more sadistic indulgences. * Joseph and John show why it’s hard to have a family business. Money and blood mix weird. Even when you’re not tryin’ to be a messiah. * When you escaped the bunker… John didn’t say it… but you could see it in his face. Failure. Things got worse from there… Like he was trying to make up for something. Prove to his brother he could… * Kim and I used to throw these weekend BBs. Open invite. All you had to do was bring something. If you can believe it, the whole Seed family came once. They brang watery mac and cheese. I shoulda knew they were monsters when they did that. * John’s on edge ‘cause his brother-Father is getting’ cranky. What a fucked up sibling relationship those two got. * Maybe John will go crying to his “father”. I wanna see Joseph give John a spanking. * Joseph’s pissed the hell off. I hear John’s sweating like a piggy. * Word’s out - Joseph’s had it with John. That little punk is backed into a corner now. * Good thing for us John and Jacob haven’t sorted out their brotherly nonsense. I mean if we’re lucky, they’ll just take each other down. If not, well, I’m going to keep some grenades around with John’s name on 'em, eh? It’s comin’ to a head man. * Says somethin’ that Joseph didn’t save his brother. Family really doesn’t mean shit to these people. * Wonder what Daddy Seed is feelin’ right now. Oh. Shit. What if he WANTED John dead? Fuck man, I can’t think about the big game. We did it here. We kicked ass. That’s gotta matter. Okay that’s what I’m telling myself. Yeah, that’s it. * I’m just sayin’: If I was Joseph and I had the ability to see into future occurrences, I woulda warned my boy John that he was gon’ get murdered… and made some good bets. * I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Joseph tries to spin John’s death to his own advantage. * John Seed never had the Father’s full confidence, what I heard. But the Joseph loves little sister Faith, and gave her everything her twisted heart desired. * Jacob always tried to look out for his little brother. Imagine what he’s gonna do when he finds out you killed him.

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#fc5 memes #lore #keeping this tucked under my pillow at night

Oh no I think I’m back in my far cry 5 phase

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Seed Bros Valentines 💕👀 made by yours truly

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Sugar Daddy!John Seed x Fem!Reader

As requested by @farcrying5, here’s the Sugar Daddy John Duncan/Seed fanfic I’ve been slaving over for a while. Part 1 isn’t the sin I promised, but part 2 will make up for it. For now, enjoy.

Sugar Daddy Pre-Cult Alternative Universe

John Duncan/Reader, John Seed/Reader NSFW

High - Part 1

It was getting more difficult to explain why a sleek blue Porsche would wait for you on certain days when class dismissed, or why the man inside it somehow managed to look even nicer than his one-hundred thousand dollar car in freshly pressed Armani sleeves, also blue, despite appearing not a day over thirty. He was clean shaven and tattooed up and down his body, but no one could claim any of it was poorly done. John Duncan wasn’t a man of inferior tastes, and you sometimes questioned how that had come to include you.

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To be reedited and reposted on my new writing blog, so keep your eyes peeled 👀

#john seed x reader #john seed #far cry fanfiction #john seed/reader #glory god n writing

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