GlowsInTheDaark

She/Her. You can call me Glows. I'm an adult and my posts are gonna also be aimed towards adults.

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Ya know, it's gonna be really bad if Kris ever has to fight Sans in Deltarune.

Why?

Because they'd be bringing a knife to a punfight.

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If Napoleon and his girlfriend had a long distance relationship, and intended to have phone sex, then what would they have intended to do?

They would've intended to Bonaparte.

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I just started playing Left 4 Dead 2 for the first time after having it sit in my library for years, just going through the campaign in order. (Haven't played the first one yet). I've only done the first couple levels so far. But oh my God this game is so good. I can entirely understand why it's so famous.

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I just realized the word "unalive" is the opposite of the word "undead". Because if you're undead, that means you were dead and now you're alive, and if you're unalive, that means you were alive and now you're dead.

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Is there any way to rewatch the 2018 She-Ra show now that it's taken off Netflix? I loved that show.

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I really wanna be a YouTuber.

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Fuck you YouTube you just genuinely played a 5 minute long unskippable ad about golfing. I've never seen this before. If this is something you're actually gonna start doing, and not just a one time glitch, fuck you.

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Haha I might lowkenuinely know things about Gaster that you don't. Haha I found a bunch of connections and have a big theory. Haha I'm considering telling people my theory. Haha I can't wait for the reveal of how Gaster infiltrated the mayors office and local government (Carol is a goner/Gaster follower). Haha I can't wait for the reveal that the roaring is actually its own living life force. Haha I can't wait for the reveal that-

I wrote that cutoff as a joke and then when adding the tags my tablet proceeded to actually glitch out and make the keyboard disappear and I couldn't interact with anything until I minimized the app and brought it back and then my AC started making weird knocking noises. Gaster real world feat. (Not actually. While all that stuff did just happen I'm joking about it being a Gaster feat, and my AC was probably already making noises and I just noticed.)

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Fuckin hell the ants got into my lucky charms dang nabbit this is why I don't like ants.

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Before I go on this rant I wanna clarify that I'm not an expert and I don't know if I got everything correct, so take this all with a grain of salt. I don't mean this as hate towards people who enjoy IMAX movies. I don't mean this as hate to The Odyssey either (that's just the movie that has had people talking about IMAX recently), in fact I've actually been considering going to see it. I actually think there's been TOO MUCH arguing over The Odyssey, which is why this post isn't about it, it's just about IMAX. This post is made out of confusion over what the big deal with IMAX is, and I could very well just be missing something. It is very possible that I'm just an idiot.

Oh my fucking God I just saw what an IMAX theatre actually looks like (not in person, I saw a picture). I just saw what the screen looks like. It's literally just a different aspect ratio than a normal theatre and bigger, and that aspect ratio is literally just old television show aspect ratio, like 1990's Sailor Moon. Why have I heard everyone glaze this so hard. I always hear everyone talking about how it feels like the film's surrounding you, and how it feels so massive and detailed and shit. I assumed IMAX was doing some crazy technique that couldn't be implemented outside of theatres, like maybe a curved screen around the theatre in a U shape, and the movie is shot with a special camera so the periphery of the shot is in your peripheral vision without any weird warping, so it feels like you're in the shot or something. That's what I assumed.

And I always hear everyone talk about how you can only experience IMAX in the theatre because of this, and how it is impossible to show at home. Just put the fucking black bars on the side of your television to watch it? It could play at normal theatres too if they put those bars up as well? Would it feel as majestic smaller? Probably not. But when at the theatre you sit far enough away from the screen so that it fills up a normal amount of your field of view, that's why you shouldn't sit in the very front row. And when watching at home, you sit far away enough from the TV so that it takes up the same exact fucking amount of your field of view. It looks pretty damn similar either way, and I say that as someone who genuinely appreciates the sense of scale a theatre brings, and enjoys going to the theatre. I have ADHD, so purposefully watching a movie in a place where I can't pause it, get up, talk or do other things, and where your sense of time is purposefully messed with and where there are no distractions genuinely helps me focus and improves my viewing experience. I love the theatre. And I would be happy to see an IMAX movie. But it does not look like it's the best thing since sliced bread.

I don't know if the IMAX version of movies is put on the blu ray. I don't know if the IMAX version is shown in normal theatres but scaled down slightly with black bars, though for that one I feel like I've heard that it's not. But it easily could be. The IMAX version doesn't contain some sort of secret extra data that's impossible to display on other screens. It's just a different aspect ratio, and seemingly an aspect ratio that's existed for a long time. And I'm saying this while actively preferring the old CRT kind of aspect ratio most of the time.

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Holy crap look I figured out how to color text on here

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Starting to post on tumblr is making me realize I have way less of substance to say than I thought and I need to work on being a more interesting person. Not even just for tumblr really, also just because the thought of being uninteresting frightens me.

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I should make an ao3 account. Creative writing would probably be good for me.

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Huh... Ya think that's cool?

*does the exact fucking thing you just did, but way cooler and I make it look like it's easy cause I secretly spent a month practicing it because I found out you were learning how to do it and I wanted to ruin your fucking moment when it came up*

Heh... Easy as pie.

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"This is where my parents died, WD Gaster."

"AR MATEY AND I PRAY THE SCALLYWAG THAT DID THIS HATH SUNK DOWN TO THE BRINY DEPTHS BELOW ARRRRRRRRRR IM A PIRATE"

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My home seems to also now have ants. That is significantly less whimsical.

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My home is filled with so many spiders and I find that really amusing and whimsical.