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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@gluckwunschen
I’m ok. I’m gonna be ok. I’m gonna live a beautiful life and I’ll get to know beautiful people. I will create things of beauty and be surrounded by flowers. And I’ll love myself, and I’ll be soft, I’ll be kind. And I’ll be ok.
you never “deserved” it. nothing you could’ve done could make you deserve it
debbie just hit 👊🏼 the wall! she never had it all 🚫!! one 1⃣ prozac 💊 a day. husbands a CPA 💑 her dreams 💭 went out the DOOR 🚪 when she turned 2⃣4⃣, only been with ONE MAN 👱🏻 WHAT HAPPENED TO HER PLAN⁉️ she was gonna be an ACTRESS , she was gonna be a STAR ⭐️⭐️ she was gonna shake her ass 🍑 on the hood of white snakes car 🚗 her YELLOW SUV 🚕 is now the enemy 😡😡😡 LOOKS AT HER AVERAGE LIFE 👀 AND NOTHIN 🚫 HAS BEEN ALRIGHT 👌🏼 SINCE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN 🎸 MADONNA 🎤, WAY BEFORE NIRVANA 🙏🏼 THERE WAS U2⃣ AND BLONDIE💁🏼, MUSIC STILL ON MTV 🎶📺 her two kids 2⃣👧🏼👦🏼 IN HIGH SCHOOL ! THEY TELL HER THATS SO UNCOOL ⛔️🆒 cuz shes still !!! preoccupied with 19,19,1⃣9⃣8⃣5⃣
(1⃣9⃣8⃣5⃣)
please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms
i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video
Med school exams be like
Question: a patient presents with [very specific set of stereotypical symptoms] ...
Me: YES I KNOW THIS ONE I'M SO GLAD I STUDIED IT
Question: ... and is diagnosed with [syndrome]
Me: oh no
Question: given the likely treatment, what entree should they avoid during their birthday meal ten years from now?
Me: ...
So pure
THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG
200 WPM
no shade but doesn’t it get exhausting for some of y'all to hate literally everything???? i know you think it’s cool and edgy to dislike popular media but like….. it’s okay to enjoy things…. simmer down perhaps
concept: we make breakfast together in our underwear while the sun rises, music plays and you softly sing along. we laugh and are in love and the lull of the early morning makes my heart melt for you.
Me as a Parent
Lmao the look at the end.
this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕
like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull
“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up
*says something kind of mushy to someone i look up to*
*person doesnt respond within 2 minutes*
my Brain Goblin: REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET RE
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
You wander through the ruins of a once mighty city. There you see a man grinning at you, wearing a rusted crown.
You ask him why the fuck would he wear an iron crown. And how the hell he got it wet enough for it to tarnish. At least gilde it so the outside looks gold and it doesn’t tarnish. What the fuck.
He gets really defensive about it, like weirdly defensive. Oh, oh, he says, oh, I’m sorry I don’t, like, carry gilding materials around. Sorry I’m not prepared like you. Where’s your crown, huh? You don’t have one? I didn’t think so. Watch yourself.
Some days I think everything’s ok and I think that I am fine, But then out of nowhere a memory will appear and destroy my mind. I will suddenly go backwards Flying into the past, My awareness will turn to mush And everything will happen so fast. I will be transported back into a time that I was hurt, It will all feel so real again and maybe even feel worse. I will be frozen unable to move from where I am, Each time I try to escape but it’s Like then I never can. I am scared and I am crying shouting for someone to help, But people just pass by and leave the damaged little girl. I come back to where I am in the present in the now, But nothing seems the same it all seems surreal somehow. I don’t feel like I belong I don’t feel like I am real, I feel like the world is moving around me but I am standing still. Who are all these people and what are all these things, Why did no one help me why do my eyes sting. Did that just happen again or was it just a dream, Does everyone want to hurt me are these people who they seem. I am not safe now here out in this world, I need to run away and protect this lost little girl.
(via perfectly-painful-poetry)
Explaining rape to someone that has never been raped, is like describing a colour to someone that has been blind since birth. It’s nearly impossible.
(via whatever-is-pxre)
