burgermandias

"Saint Guillotine, protectress of patriots, pray for us." "Saint Guillotine, terror of the aristocrats, protect us." "Kindly machine, have pity on us. Admirable machine, have pity on us". "Saint Guillotine, deliver us from our enemies."

[gluechugger]

Hey! I’m Bradley or Birdman! Or any variation in between. I’m 30. Any pronouns are fine. Trans, gay & poly. I mostly just spend my time yapping and drawing. Glad you’re here for it.

I really like red dead and fallout with underlying interests in medievalism(see akot7k, William Morris, the Witcher, knightposting, medieval AU), classic rock(see Deadhead AU, the Who, the Monkees) television and movies (see Ravenous 1999, the Wire, Deadwood) and comics(see Venture Bros, the Invisibles, Love Everlasting).

Don't interact w me if you use generative AI to make art or make music or write. I don't really care if you use it, dont use it around me.

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tags/navigation:

OCs:

Louise

Gus

Ethel

Shit I like:

Most characters are tagged by first and last name unless not applicable.

Arthur Morgan//John Marston // Dutch Van Der Linde // Morston // Vandermorgan // Charon(fo3) // Deacon(fo4) // fallout: new vegas tag // Ravenous(1999) // The Wire // Venture Bros // A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms // Lyonel Baratheon // Ser Dunk The Tall // Stormhedge

I started collecting baseball memes which is strange because idgaf about baseball but here they are

AUs:

A work in progress. I promise these tags will all work eventually. Most of these are about Louise and Arthur Morgan. Here’s their little ship tag~

Deadheadverse(1990’s AU) // Soul of my Suit (FALLOUT/RDR2) // Purgatory AU(Low Honor!Arthur) // TES AU // Medieval AU // Vampire AU

other socials

AO3

Instagram

[spiribia]

Creative workaround for those who haven’t seen it

[silly-filly]

Someone in the reddit comments made a similar dress inspired by it and posted a pattern with it!

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this

[doppelgender]

The plan is to get hot within the next 3 years. Move to Europe. Be a fun party guy for a year or so. Then die in some sort of sex accident

[minormalady]

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

[glintblade]

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

[glintblade]

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[revizyonist]

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

[revizyonist]

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

[ancelineonline]

I have four kids. I’ve had one or another of them need some kind of surgical procedure that requires anesthesia four or five times over the past 15 years.

This Tumblr post is the first time someone has explained to me *why* I couldn’t feed them before those instances.

I’m not stupid. I understood that just fine. Hell, my kids would have understood that just fine. But no one bothered to tell us.

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

[gluechugger]

I just ate 4 very spicy tacos for breakfast please pray for me

[yellbug]

one really really really funny thing you realize when you are studying history is that people pretty much always desperately wanted to post online and would have been soooooo fucking crazy on here. i wish hildegard of bingen was oomf

[gluechugger]

I wanna say things and talk to friends but no words come out of me 😭 im social I promise also braindead

[roysflowers]

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[pjackk]

Please pray that the Lord restores my Gindr chats!