[glupayasuka]

ive had this blog since like middle school or something and it's gone through its changes. as have i. so sorry to the people who knew me in my life pre-teen to teen era. that was wild.

anyway my side blog is @glupayasukaa for venting and wild confessions. probably some self deprecation too for some fun, so if you despise me go watch me suffer over there. tw for the content over there, probably. or find me in bluesky.

otherwise this blog will remain primarily a shit posting blog, as it has always been and will likely forever will be.

c'ya.

[russsiawave]

Дмитрий Марков

[televisionenjoyer]

Never posting my fanfiction. Call that AO2.

[televisionenjoyer]

Archive Of Oneself

[charl0ttan]

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

[torturer-eel]

hello

[charl0ttan]

fuck my whole entire life

[baltimorerat]

why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[ivanustalyy]

The bug in my ass said to draw a portrait of Freminet.

[jet-grind]

[bonelord10000]

I did something terrible: can I be forgiven?

Fuck no! Hell for you my friend.

[guooey]

[toskarin]

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

[toskarin]

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

[toskarin]

to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it

[ganurath]

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

[toskarin]

this one's just a phone

[toskarin]

if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

[pneeyrose]

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

[toskarin]

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

[chaos-otter]

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

[toskarin]

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

[toskarin]

I'm not a technician so I don't really see how this applies to me

[bakedbiscuit]

I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose

[toskarin]

when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart

[walnutbun]

OP your phone is literally about to explode.

[toskarin]

we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot

[toskarin]

my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself

[ddeerlybeloved]

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[miyoriia]

play toys ?

[miyoriia]

come play toys

[miyoriia]

the prince of darkness commands you

[mtsodie]

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

Hey man I’m just happy to be in this dark and scary woods with you

[raverzwhoshower]

My three girlfriends. Yes, they smoke weed.