everything is cherries on top

hi im bailey

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

[doujinshi]

yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

[ryeoguz-deactivated20171224]

me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not

[heartbreakclubs]

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

[straightboyfriend]

I told him

let’s get this bread

but he

was gluten free

- rupi kaur

[lilith-of-stardust]

Not to be corny but do u ever get hit with a wave of love so comfortable and deep that u feel like uve already loved this person for thousands of years

[thecommonchick]

[iridessence]

me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[clancysletter]

whenever we think harry is just chilling he’s never just chilling he’s ALWAYS PLOTTING he’s never chilling thank you for keeping me constantly on edge & freaking out harry

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

oh fuck it turns out i love my friends very much

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[candacecrossing]

Animal Crossing:

[vijara]

look: the right people will get it. the right people will see you and appreciate you for the person that you are. the right people won’t require you to dilute, censor, or edit yourself in order to be worthy of their time and affection. you don’t need to waste your time on people who are committed to misunderstanding you 

[jojostarz]

When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???

[softcngel-deactivated20181109]

imagine having someone who understands your mind… wow

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand