out of context inside jokes with my rl squad sentence starters
some of these are direct quotes. some are edited to work as sentence starters. some are nsfw. pronouns and things can be switched around as needed.
“You’re not part of the group.”
“I’ll have the sushi love boat.”
“How much is the lemonade?”
“I tried to put it on the floor but I accidentally dropped it out the window.”
“The raindrops turn to blood and trickle down your throat.”
“You weren’t there for that!!”
“I’m eleven and I love yaoi.”
“Are you going to Friendly’s?”
“Oh you got me good, yes you did. Right in the knickers.”
“Your mom’s name is Sarah.”
“I’m craving Chinese food, let’s go to China.”
“How many boyfriends do you have?”
“It’s not delivery, it’s stalking.”
“I’m checking for bruises.”
“That’s very psychology.”
“The heart of my brain is beating faster.”
“Everyone’s counting on me.”
“It’s so lucky to know you.”
“Have you seen the new episode of chess?”
“Chess club meets on Friday.”
“Look at my subtle anime background.”
“You’re not allowed to laugh here.”
“How dare you tell me to kill myself.”
“She’ll erectile dysfunction me.”
“I’m terrified that he’ll come to my house and start doing my dishes.”
“He’s only dating you so he can fuck your dogs.”
“We all get to kick him in the balls once.”
“He’s such a sweater vest kid.”
“Are you writing a kinky story?”
“I want to watch something with psychology.”
“This song isn’t Coil enough.”
“Let’s watch Glitter Force.”
“Corey in the House is my favorite anime.”
“Why are you so into skull fucking?”
“Porn in school is not cool.”
“They keep spare headphones in the office.”
“Tonight I sleep with no blanket to prove I can thrive with just a sweater vest.”
“I’ll eat on your green couch.”
“Who needs lube when you can use your own precum?”
“Ohhhh no, someone get some water.”
“Are you white American?”
“Please don’t kill my daddy.”
“I can’t cut this ice cream cake.”
“I had a boner when my sister died.”
“You better start counting.”
“I left my toothbrush in front of your door.”
“Please fuck my aaaaaaaaass.”
“I’m a triple-D cup, and it’s really hard to find a bra in my size.”
“She hates you because you say ‘swag’.”
“You’re too old for a princess backpack, I’m buying you a briefcase.”
“I’m gonna burn your hat while you’re wearing it.”
“He’s going to fill me with his evidence.”
“I got you some lipstick for Valentine’s day.”
“I hate you and I hate everything you stand for, but I mean we get along.”
“She’s got that male spirit.”
“I’m discerning the truth.”
“Wow, you’re so ethereal.”
“The last time I saw him I hit him in the face with a yearbook.”
