Past GhostBat crack hc: imagine that Bruce and Khoa actually got married when they were young, training together and travelling the world, fighting crimes, being star-crossed lovers. All romance and vigilante vibes. They are young. They are hot. They are cute. They are IN LOVE. Bruce is a romantic. So, he was like, "Anton", let's get married!! Now, Khoa is not at all a romantic. BUT! He is being coerced by his lover's baby blue eyes, and goes yeah why tf not, we are gonna get married!
Jump cut to 25 years later. Ghostmaker literally crashing back into Bruce's life. Crashing into the batfamily's life. Defending himself from Alfred's shotgun with a laminated copy of their marriage lisence, and a wide cheshire cat grin because tbh they never legally divorced 😭😭 CHAOS. CHAOS EVERYWHERE. Jason looks genuinely pissed because as a helmet guy, now he is gonna be teased by his siblings as being the GhostBat son. Dick doesn't know whether to laugh or cry but he might try to do both...he has two dads, technically?? Even Cass looks flabbergasted and she is rarely shocked by anything. Damian is just asking Alfred to go ahead and pull the damn trigger! Alfred himself looks surprisingly composed. Tim looks like is either doing a mental calculation of astronomical level or thinking about cooking a man. Bruce is just glad Steph isn't here because she would be laughing at his face for forgetting that he was still married, oh my god. But that's because he didn't notice Duke furiously typing in his phone. As if that's not enough, they hear a sonic boom and thud noise just on the manor grounds...















