Daily Warble

The Official Radio Station of the Prestigious Dalton Hotel and Casino! Always taking requests and keeping you updated on the latest news of the most notable Vegas Hotspot! We're also the people that hear that nasty anonymous tabloid gossip first, so we can help you nip it in the bud quick! Hosts @SunshineWarbler (Trent Nixon) @RollingOverYou (Betty Pillsbury)

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Who do you think is going to make it big?

Well, nonny, it’s hard to say. The best part of this glorious hotel that we’re keeping an eye on is that it’s filled to the brim with talent. It will mostly boil down to which performer just happens to be in the right place and in front of the right person at the right time. I do think Blaine has a good shot. I watched that boy flourish at Dalton Academy and all of his performances are electric. But that’s not to say that he’s the only one who has the potential. No sir, give it a couple of years and I wouldn’t be surprised to see half the staff on to bigger and better things. 

@mr-blaindersin

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who do you think are the //best// friends at Dalton?

Why Trent and Sebastian, of course!  You know that Sunshine lives and breathes for his French poodle soulmate.  Pure perfection.

That said, if we’re talking “special” best friends– like with all the benefits?  That’s probably Brittany Pierce and Santana Lopez, let’s be real.  I mean, I don’t think that blonde goes amiss for anything with Satan around, right?

Oh my god, you are so right. Yes, it’s true, Sebastian and I are the best of friends, there is no denying that. I’d take a bullet for that guy because lord knows that he angers enough people that it could actually happen some day. 

@lawyer-smythe @daltonpr-lopez

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Did you hear that someone broke into a warehouse and stole $40k worth of condoms and sex toys? Do you think any Warblers would try to use a Five Finger discount at When I Get You Alone?

Wow– only in Vegas, right?  I mean, I get what you’re saying though: high end products, and we definitely have our fair share of exhibitionists.  And, to be accurate, there were two thieves plowing through the aisles there.  So if you were asking who I think would be the most likely to try something like that… I’d go with Puck or Santana, wouldn’t you?  They both seem capable of impulsive and yet efficient B&E.

As for our own Adult Retail center though, I would certainly hope that no one was trying to walk out with a vibrator between their legs.  I mean, we already get an employee discount, so it’s kind of pathetic if you are so desperate for stimulation that you’d risk your job on that sort of thing.  It’s Las Vegas, people!  Just go find a tourist!

@daltonpr-lopez​

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Lyric Gifboard || Artie Abrams and Frida Romero || Warbler Ships

I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around Turned you into someone new Now five years later on you’ve got the world at your feet Success has been so easy for you

Don’t You Want Me, The Human League

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Lyric Gifboard || Sebastian Smythe, Blaine Anderson, Hunter Clarington || Gossip

Young hunks, taking shots Stripping down to dirty socks ...Looking for some trouble tonight Take my hand, I’ll show you the wild side

Die Young, Ke$ha

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Who put their stupid red sock in with my whites and turned my underwear pink?!

Uh, what kind of loser are you that wears white underwear, gray-face?  I’m assuming you’re a dude since the pink thing is bugging you so badly, and I’m going to tell you not to get those tighty-pinkies in a twist, because you desperately needed to buy new ones anyways.  You’re a grown adult in Sin City, lame ass– put some effort into your appearance. 

But just for the sake of hazarding a guess, I’d say probably Santana or Kitty, because them bitches who show no mercy with that kind of thing.

@daltonpr-lopez​

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fmk Finn, Rory, Skylar?

Wow, so basically if I had to screw the bottom of the barrel that’s working here, who would I choose?  Thanks ‘non– you’re the best.

Fuck– Finn.  The guy can barely walk a straight line, much less sing and dance, so I’m assuming he used his mad skills in the sack to convince the Bosses to hire him on.

Marry– Skylar, but just because he really pulls off the uniform well, and sometimes he’ll say something cute.  If I have to marry one of these guys, I might as well pick the best-looking one.

Kill– Rory.  I mean, no one can understand him anyways, so are we really losing anything by just capping his ass?

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Lyric Gifboard || Rachel Berry and Harmony Pearce || Warbler Ships

Walkin’ through the club I felt your shadow on the wall Think I’m catching up, think we got a date with destiny I bet your shadow’d rather follow me...

I’m Not Sorry, Smash!

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Who cannot hold their liquor?

Well, I guess that depends, Lil’ Anon.  Do you mean who is going to end up making pavement pizza before the night is over, or who’s going to end up getting married to a hooker?  Because if it’s the former, I think the Porcelain Fairy Kurt is definitely the easy pick.  If you’re talking dumber-than-usual choices, I’ll put my money on Sugar or Puck, since they’re not known for their brains in the first place.

Honestly, Nonny, while I do agree that Kurt seems to be the easy pick for not being able to hold everything in (and after the whispered Mall Santa fiasco, he’s high on my list of drunkenly marrying a hooker too), I think it’s safe to say that our wild bunch of misfits have trained up pretty well. While they’re all keen to get sloppy, they know how to make the party roll all night long. 

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Do you think the Bosses will make any effort to separate people at the group retreat this year so that it's not just a big orgy again?

Well, anon, let’s do a quick recap, shall we?  It’s happening in the desert, in the middle of nowhere, and the biggest hoe-bags in the hotel are going to be there (looking at you @lawyer-smythe and @daltonpr-lopez).  And considering all of the newbies that don’t know what’s coming?  Yeah, I’m expecting something akin to that scene with the cow in The 10 Commandments.​

Basically what Betty said, except taking into account that even if the Big Bosses made the attempt, it would probably mean absolutely nothing. Kids always do what they’re told not to, and young and hungry adults are absolutely worse. But no matter; it will sure as hell give us something to talk about. 

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