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[verybritishproblems]

“Sorry” - Meanings: 1. Hello 2. I didn’t hear you 3. I heard you but I’m annoyed at what you said 4. You’re in my way 5. Sorry

[verybritishproblems]

Ordering a starbucks:

1. Tell them what you want and your name

2. Wait for your order

3. Say thank you and don’t tell them how incredibly wrong your name is spelt on the cup

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“Yes, I remember you saying” - Translation: Please stop asking me that, the answer is no

[verybritishproblems]

Helpful British phrases: “We’ll get there when we get there” “We’ll know when we know” “Well, it is what it is” “It’s neither here nor there”

[verybritishproblems]

someone: do you smoke?

me: no sorry

[verybritishproblems]

Not knowing whether to vote in or out for the EU Referendum 

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“Could do” - Translation: Won’t do

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“Feel a bit rough actually” - Translation: I really don’t want to go

[verybritishproblems]

If handed a book:

Nod and say author’s name Pretend to speed read blurb on back Flip to random page and read a sentence

[verybritishproblems]

judging someone when they say they haven’t watched Harry Potter

[glycolipid]

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[glycolipid]

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[glycolipid]

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[getlostwithkris]

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[firstclass4life]

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