You picked me up when I was at the Lowes

If I catch you with transphobe shit i will straight up kill you

[patentedhorsemolecule]

how d oI tumblr where are the ponies I'm new here

[mr-deep-downer]

coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

[teaboot]

I dont k ow what OP is testing for or what most of the table says but whatever water they've sampled it has the same PH levels as seawater and there's enough mineral content for stalagmites to form inside the sample container. If line 2 is nitrates- the stuff produced by dead junk- then there's enough of it to make them sick.

So like. Whatever this is, and I hope to God it isn't someone's tap water, then as far as my untrained brain can tell, it is reading as a sample pulled from an unfiltered saltwater fish tank that someone filled with street gravel and didn't clean for a month.

Or like. The groundwater well behind an abandoned farm house in Missouri that hasn't been touched since 1953, possibly after a raccoon fell inside it

This is the kind of water you'd read about in an old dead British guy's expedition journal in an entry dated two days before the entire party died of dysentery

[arbis-official]

IT GETS WORSE

[teaboot]

OH MY SWEET CHRIST

[uncultureddoubloon]

How on earth do you confuse, or actively choose, to use MINERAL WATER instead of tap/fresh water???

[liminalpsych]

saving this from the comments because it made me laugh but. but I’m not so sure based on some of OP’s clarification that this is a cichlid tank. That might the the one saving grace if it is though

[mr-deep-downer]

they were tetras

[mr-deep-downer]

coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

[teaboot]

I dont k ow what OP is testing for or what most of the table says but whatever water they've sampled it has the same PH levels as seawater and there's enough mineral content for stalagmites to form inside the sample container. If line 2 is nitrates- the stuff produced by dead junk- then there's enough of it to make them sick.

So like. Whatever this is, and I hope to God it isn't someone's tap water, then as far as my untrained brain can tell, it is reading as a sample pulled from an unfiltered saltwater fish tank that someone filled with street gravel and didn't clean for a month.

Or like. The groundwater well behind an abandoned farm house in Missouri that hasn't been touched since 1953, possibly after a raccoon fell inside it

This is the kind of water you'd read about in an old dead British guy's expedition journal in an entry dated two days before the entire party died of dysentery

[arbis-official]

IT GETS WORSE

[teaboot]

OH MY SWEET CHRIST

[uncultureddoubloon]

How on earth do you confuse, or actively choose, to use MINERAL WATER instead of tap/fresh water???

[liminalpsych]

saving this from the comments because it made me laugh but. but I’m not so sure based on some of OP’s clarification that this is a cichlid tank. That might the the one saving grace if it is though

[mr-deep-downer]

they were tetras

[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

[apas-95]

would be fun if for once characters in a scifi story landed on a planet and it was like desert or whatever and theyre like ooh... a desert world.... and the people who live there are like what? no? this is just a desert. planets are very big. they have multiple biomes

[apas-95]

[wisedreamdelusion]

if we follow the rule every thing will be in harmony

[drafthorses-official]

New Draft Horses drops today!

In this one, @timsplosion hosts the fight of the century as @punkitt-is-here, @falloutfurret, and @captainzigo are given random ponies to draw as their arch nemesis! It's like self-insert shipping, but in reverse - self-insert antishipping, if you will; a phrase with no other pre-existing meaning!

Episode drops 12pm EST/9am PST! Come join the live chat!

[grfn-btbtas]

Type of shit your grandparents tell you that is categorically unconvincing

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[tamatojam]

[lakemojave]

Look I don't really care for AI. I'm scared about the increasing over-reliance on tools like chatgpt and Ai assist that repeatedly give flawed or false information, I reject the promise of AI writers and actors that might infect mainstream art. But like...y'all need to change the way you look at this stuff for real. So much popular anti-AI language is so abstracted from any material reality and human truth, making up slurs for Ai bots like that's a normal thing to do, wantonly accusing artists of using Ai like a witch hunt, and talking about the human element of art supplanted by AI in very Christian terms, calling it "sacred" or coming from the soul. You don't have to like AI, but I really encourage you to examine how you feel about it and what it's been making you say. Cause it's apparently making you say ethnic slurs

[lakemojave]

Should've known this post would've conjured people defending their right to repurpose real life racist pejoratives to talk about chatbots or whatever. Like is that not crazy to anybody else? That so many white liberals are frothing at the mouth to find a socially acceptable reason to put racial slurs on a t shirt at Spencer's?? I'm not even making this up somebody in the tags saw that shit in person what the fuck are we doing anymore

[fullanimationfilmartist]

Well, frick me. Pillow Foster is a tracer?

[machodadrandysavage]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[passionpeachy]

wee snaw 🐴

[neshamama]

so weird leftists don't call out big food more remember when nestlé was responsible for over 10 million infant deaths in low and middle income countries i do

[neshamama]

report

[neshamama]

or the death and disease they have meticulously inflicted on the most vulnerable of brazil while undermining public health policy and education

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]