GMW-Fake-Quotes

Just a side blog from someone who misses gmw way too much

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Riley, standing outside of the bathroom: HURRY UP COME OUT ALREADY!

Maya: I’M BI!

Riley: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I SUPPORT YOU!

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Maya: Can you turn on the light?

Riley: But Maya, you’re the only light I need in my life

Maya: Riley I cannot fucking see

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Maya: I like your new pants.

Riley: Thanks, they were fifty percent off.

Maya: I’d like them better if they were a hundred percent off.

Maya: *winks*

Riley: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Maya: That’s not what I meant.

Riley: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Maya.

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Riley: I don’t know how to tell you this, Maya, but you’re in love with me.

Maya: What?

Maya:

Maya: Oh my god, I am.

Farkle: What kind of confession did I just witness?

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Riley: Good morning Maya, it’s a great day to be alive!

Maya: *waking up bleary eyed* Ugh, why can’t you just wake up grumpy like normal people?

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Smackle: Do you two always disagree like this?

Lucas, simultaneously: Not always.

Maya, simultaneously: Always.

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Maya, on the phone: Hey Riles, can I borrow $4000?

Riley: Uhh, okay. What do you need $4000 for?

Maya: For an escape room.

Riley: What kind of an escape room costs $4000?

Maya: ...Jail

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Lucas: *Sneezes*

Maya:

Lucas: You’re not even going to say “bless you”?

Maya: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.

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Maya: I don’t do “love”, love is for fools.

Riley: Hey there.

Maya:

Maya: Fuck.

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Riley: Ok I don't know what I just did but, I think it is very awesome and I am very proud of myself for it. Source: Star vs the Forces of Evil

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Lucas: Well, Shortstack, you’ll be pleased to know I’ve officially found an absolutely foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil.

Maya: And that is?

Lucas: If they don’t like Riley, they’re evil.

Maya:

Maya: You’re hired.

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Zay: I’ve got a question: is everyone I’ve ever met here a psychopath?

Maya: Yes. Good we’ve settled that.

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Lucas: Why do you go to bed so late?

Maya, looking off into the distance: There’s no rest for the wicked.

Lucas:

Maya:

Riley: Cat videos. She stays up late to watch cat videos.

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Maya: I’ve been slacking in everything.

Riley: Oh, I can help you get motivated-

Maya: No, no. It’s a personality trait.

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Maya: What scares you the most?

Riley: Werewolves!

Lucas: Sharks.

Smackle: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all to an inevitable death.

Zay:...Smackle.

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Riley: Where does all your money go?

Maya: *points at stomach*

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Riley: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Smackle: You’re a hazard to society-

Maya: And a coward. Do twenty.