#incorrect conversations

[slytherat-wonderings]

After all, it's Kinktober, so have another chapter for the Final 90 thoughts of the day in 90 words.

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David: Good morning, Michael. Here we are again. The final story of Crowley and Aziraphale.

Michael (takes of coat): Good morning, David.

David: We do this for the fandom.

Michael (takes of shoes): Yes.

David: And we know what the fandom wants.

Michael (takes off shirt): Exactly!

David (looks around): Where are their costumes? Michael! Why are you taking off your trousers? Put them back on! Michael! Stop undressing!

Michael: We do this for the fandom. Yes?

David: Yes.

Michael: And we know what the fandom wants. Yes?

David: Ngk.

[genieloveslarry]

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Some funny incorrect Larry conversations, they always make me laugh. Credit to @togetherorapart on IG these are hilarious!

[ungodlysai]

Agamemnon: When are you going to find a woman, Achilles? When are you going to grow out of this… companionship? He cannot bear you a son.

Achilles: Companionship? Agamemnon, our love is more than a companionship. Patroclus can give me more than a son ever could. He’s the only one who truly took the time to understand me. A man who followed me without question.

Agamemnon: like a subordinate? Or a pet perhaps?

Achilles: No, like my lover. He is my beloved.

Patroclus: and half his soul as the poets say.

[incorrectgenerations]

Gen Z: Huge shoutout to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques.

Gen X: Every word just got worse as you kept talking.

[adorelths]

Liam: i'm not getting into any more stupid arguments with you

Louis: earth isn't a planet :)

Liam: tell mE HOW THE FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET!?!!?

[gmwincorrectconvos]

Maya, on the phone: Hey Riles, can I borrow $4000?

Riley: Uhh, okay. What do you need $4000 for?

Maya: For an escape room.

Riley: What kind of an escape room costs $4000?

Maya: ...Jail

[hippiegriff]

Harry: Malfoy, did you steal my wand?

Draco: maybe, maybe not

Harry: just be straight with me

Draco, looking disgusted: no thanks

[seiji-amasawa]

Jian Yi: *runs into room where the boys are sitting, out of breathe* Guys, *wheeze* we gotta be careful; someone here...is possessed by an owl

ZZX: *raises his head from phone to look at Jian Yi* Who?

Jian Yi: That's the thing I don't-

Jian Yi: