little Mothman boy

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[pangur-and-grim]

they love apple more than god

[cognitohazardous]

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[busket]

I used to hate the word faggot but now I realize that it's probably one of the only things that the gay community has left that isn't being sanitized, shined, and sold back to us at a premium by deceitful ass companies who claim to like us but then vote for policies that kill us. you're not gonna see a bank in a pride parade with banners that say "we love faggots" but you sure as hell will see a gay person saying "I love being a faggot" it feels so more real.

and I want it to stay controversial too because if a bank ever feels like they have the right to say "haha faggot right guys? 😏🏳️‍🌈" we should be able to publicly execute their ceo

[txttletale]

switch 'The French' to 'The Chinese' and maybe you'll realize what the point of the example that you completely misunderstood was

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

[nflstreet]

“Oh hell no they better not make Barney woke” - guy who’s three months behind on child support payments

[bartmobile]

today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction

[logarto]

rudy time

[panwithafrogman]

I wish it was rudy time all the time

[fruitsoftheape100]

Go fucking dox yourself

Jungle

[emailclub]

what is the purpose. why are you doing this

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[startrekrenegades]

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

[nflstreet]

[markodragic]

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

[markodragic]

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

[powerburial]

esports commentator: now watch what she does here. shes crouching with snake to indicate hes proposing. blink and youll miss it: she uses down+b to place a bomb- this is the wedding ring. going back to bayonetta, shes going to ever so slightly tilt the left stick forward, now this serves two purposes: 1.) to make sure she doesnt set off that bomb when she goes to accept snakes proposal, which would obviously ruin the whole scene, but 2.) and this is a more subtle touch, to show bayonettas hesitation. that's something we know about bayonettas character, shes very independent, so thats the true work of a master to incorporate that into their gameplay

[parliamentrook]

the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls

[carnivalseb]

this mf just taking joyrides with Charon for fun

[byjove]

The term “drug-seeking behavior” is so funny to me on the surface. Like, it’s not funny in actuality because it is often used severely ableist, racist and classist undertones. But. Aren’t most patients seeking drugs? Like, 95% of all emergency room patients wouldn’t be there if they didn’t need medication urgently. Be it antibiotics, antiemetics, fever reducers or, and yes some people need those, painkillers. If they could stick this one out at home without drugs, they probably wouldn’t have drug their ass to the doctor’s.

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

[thyrell]

americans are doing some fucking yugioh shit on twitter

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[zukana13731]

"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"

"Wooo!"

*gentle woodwind music*