This is not a cheese blog

though I am a fan of dairy

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So, my relationship of 6 years ended yesterday so I'm rewatching all of supernatural.

I feel like death ❤

[junie-buggle]

Me: oh it’s evening and I barely picked at all today! good job me o(^-^)o

3 hours later:

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So, I have dermotillomania, pretty badly too. I don't think I've gone a day without picking till I bleed in over a decade. My entire back, chest and upper arms are covered in skin picking scars. It sucks but anyway.

I'm quite pale and I'm lucky enough that my skin heals to white scars pretty fast, and sometimes when I do wear short sleeves or a swimsuit the white scars on my pasty Irish skin makes me look like a vampire from twilight and I find it fucking hilarious

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I feel my skeleton is deeply unhappy with me...

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PSA

Don't call minimum wage workers useless and scream at them just because they don't have a bag big enough for your giant box of paint

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So I had an MRI for my spine on Christmas eve and oh holy jesus shit, it was a retail workers nightmare.

For those who don't know, MRIs are LOUD, so you are given earplugs and headphones. You also have to stay completely, and i mean completely still.

So there was me, lying still as death, and suddenly through the headphones, over the SCREAM of the MRI i hear...

"I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS..."

I lay there, being forced to listen to a YouTube compilation of Christmas songs, unable to move, unable to stop the onslaught of Christmas songs for 30 minutes.

[gnawing-on-cheese]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS TESCO???

this is a real ad...how did this get through???

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What's your niche skill that shouldn't be impressive but is?

Mine's being able to take out and put in my own trapped ball piercings.

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I have the vomiting bug and can't keep down wayer if I drink too much and gods I have never wanted to down a pint of cole water more in my life

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Update: I am controlled by the id. I proceeded to drink said pint of water and throw up... i did this 5 times

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I have the vomiting bug and can't keep down wayer if I drink too much and gods I have never wanted to down a pint of cole water more in my life

[weirdlandtv]

Illustrations from Dante Alighieri’s THE DIVINE COMEDY by Salvador Dalí (1963-4).

[weirdlandtv]

THE MYSTERY OF MICKEY’S EARS REVEALED, by Disney animator, Ward Kimball.

[k-eke]

When cats yawns they look terrifying, I love it.

[gnawing-on-cheese]

Feed him vanilla extract

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do you fear death?

no

yes

i am immortal ;)

i want to be fed grain and meats, ritually sacrificed and buried in an Irish bog

I'm already dead inside bby

eggs

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

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Complaining into the void, knowing literally no one looks at my blog ;P

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I love having to pay €4.99 for one quote for my dissertation. I hate college

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[gnawing-on-cheese]

He has seen the wars