Dan Howell and Phil Lester

hi i'm fey and i love d&p, yuri on ice, stellar astronomy and animals.

[itoshi]

me about at least 20 fictional characters: the love of my life

[gnird-blog]

i found a short story generator and started playing around with it and wow the quality of this-

“The rain hammered like stretching dog, making Chad silence.

As Chad stepped outside and James came closer, he could see the chubby glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want monopoly," James bellowed, in a careful tone. He slammed his fist against Chad's chest, with the force of 6528 rat. "I frigging hate you, Chad Parkes."”

[myfairgolightly]

[demonphannie]

[aph-lithuania]

i made my own tag meme

why is

im gonna

dont

i cant

look at

where

stop

[phursonas]

2017 is the year of softness and dan discovering himself. wavy hair. a single earring. go on boy. we love and support you

[saintmleux]

[stylishphil-deactivated20170529]

[danielhowell]

‪i bought a ‘build your own terrarium’ as i thought it’d be relaxing but the rope snapped when i tried to hang it up ‬

‪a metaphor for my life‬

[howelljesus-deactivated20210217]

let’s just all agree that being a lil kinder to dan costs zero (0) cash 

[gnird-blog]

walking out of practice, two brothers from the team behind me.

brother 1: *in 25 degree weather* why is it so cold?

brother 2: *resigned sigh* because you're wearing shorts... and flipflops...

brother 1: that has nothing to do with this

[phangif]

[intothefrisson]

“You and I were, You and I were, Fire, Fire, Fireworks.” X

Art © intothefrisson DA/FB/IG

Troye version here -> X

[danlhowell]

x

[too-cool-for-facebook]

in case nobody’s gif’d this yet

[danielhowell]

CALLING ALL MEMESTERS

waddup

it’s time for me to look back on the wonderful *cough* year of 2016  in memes ☆.。.:* and I NEED YOU!

remember this video?  

well

here is a list of 2016 dan meme moments (that i may or may not feature in the final video) and i’d like you to help me find the best/funniest things they inspired

just look at this list:

the potato sack jumper

Dan’s Documentary/pointless walking

peace signs and how everyone hates them

dan’s camouflage pj’s aka where is he

failing to dab

the ‘weed’ jumper

dan ‘steaming’ aka obviously vaping

the time dan was high at a meetup 

danger men at work

dj howell/dan’s diss track

dan is a furry

choking in general/the kink branding

exposing phil - the cereal stealing

#rubberupfordan

being bullied by teen magazines

the disco ball suit

dan’s missing legs

danisnotonfire over exaggerated youtuber story time

pete wentz unfollowing me thanks to phil

danta claus

bonus - memes recreated for dan eg: kermit/mr krabs/shook nostrils/starter packs/pepe

and if you know of/have made a funny meme/picture/video edit anything inspired by it it then link me to it here and tick a tag box or write the name of the meme from that list in the title/caption! http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/submit

NOTE - just linking me to an image you reblogged/liked on twitter is fine! only actually upload an image IF YOU MADE IT originally (lest you be chased through tumblr by an angry mob) i will link to tumblr/twitter posts or credit in the video description :)

you have 24 hours

thank

[gleekingonphil]

i cant wait

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

them not being dead from a gas leak is just further proof that they are gods walking amongst mere mortals and we are lucky to be able to interact with them even in these limited ways

[gnird-blog]

they are such idiots. my family has to evacuate our house an hour at least when we have a gas leak. we open every window, get our cats out, it's a mess. and these stupid adult men who should know this nonsense just think "it's a unique smell!!!" i hate them.