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I love an AU where Ilya seduces Shane away from an asshole boyfriend and I really want one where the boyfriend suggests opening the relationship and that's how Shane and Ilya first start fucking.

noodles-and-tea

Seems about right

raven-bythesea

First artfight attack this year! An attack on Ujulo

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literary-claustrophobia

As soon as Shane realized he was gay, that mf Locked In. He said, we need to get this relationship Sorted, hired a stylist, and showed up to All Stars weekend ready to lock down the best dicking he had ever gotten in his life. And it worked.

gaynehollander

I love that "Hayden Pike has a crush on Shane Hollander" isn't just a fandom trope, it's genuine textual analysis.

I also love that "Marleau and Ilya have definitely shared women and/or fucked in front of one another" is not even close to being hinted at in canon but we all know it to be true.

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Some Bruce sketches

erin-go-blah

UNGHHH SO GOOD. The way this man portrays TENTATIVELY YET UTTERLY CHARMED [AGAINST HIS WILL] is just magnificent to me. We are so lucky. This was one of my favorite books of the past several years and WE ARE SO LUCKY.

bugslibraryy

Shane texting Ilya “send a video of you cuming with sound on” and Ilya texting back “oh hi good morning to you too, I miss you as well my sweet husband?” And Shane texting back “are you going to send it?”

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Jacob Tierney in his new podcast interview confirming Ilya is basically as inexperienced as Shane is when they first hook up, thank you for speaking and confirming the truth 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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kaijuerotica

ok but it's very funny that an entire documentary about their rivalry came out months before they did.

like, imagine being the director who made that doc. you got hired by the league to make a piece about the hollander-rozanov rivalry and maybe it's not your preferred subject matter but a job is a job and the guys were really nice about being interviewed and you think you did a good job in the end of telling the story well

then a couple months later they go "also ☝️"

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Lil illustration for a wonderful fic Change your win conditions

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Me teaching my family about heated rivalry

drabbles-and-rambles

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.