꧁༒Gnome Queen ༒ ꧂

She/her 25 Romania only read fanfics and shitposte Atm I am being held at gunpoint my heated rivalry when I remember other things exist I’m obsessed with superbat At my roots I am obsessed w asoiaf

[noah-wyles]

did they single-handedly destroy steve rogers character just to bring him back and do it all over again?

[bitterhalf]

im sorry it's so funny to me how aemond and aegon are having a telepathic argument about which of them was their mother's favorite child and all the while she literally traded them both in a heartbeat for helaena's life weeks ago

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

Concept:

Ilya does love seeing old photos of Shane. Fat Baby Shane™ in all his forms, toddler Shane in his little hockey gear, Shane in elementary school with a big missing-teeth smile, Shane blowing out the candles on his 10th birthday, Shane holding up his brand new driver's license at 16. The list goes on.

One day Yuna finds an old disposable camera. The expiration date on it says 2009. She tells Shane about it; it might have some old photos from his graduation on it or something. She'd gotten a digital camera around that time so she can't remember what she used this one for. Shane is pretty indifferent about it.

Yuna sends the camera off to some company that still develops old camera film. It's about 15 years old at this point, though, so whatever is on it might not even develop correctly.

A few weeks later Shane and Ilya are over for dinner. Yuna tells them she got the photos back and they actually turned out ok. She hands over the stack of 10 photos. Shane rolls his eyes, but Ilya grabs the photos and starts flipping through them. The first two look like they are from some school event; there's Shane surrounded by similarly aged kids in an auditorium. There's one of the three of them on Thanksgiving that year and another of the three of them with Yuna's parents at the same dinner. Two of David asleep on the couch with the family dog clearly taken on different days. One of a Christmas tree in the Hollander's living room. The next two are Shane on the ice in a rink that Ilya recognizes as the one in Regina. The one from their first World Juniors Tournament.

And Ilya freezes. The last photo in the stack is a close-up of Shane. He's in a white hoodie with a black coat over it. He has on a dark green beanie and he's standing next to the door to the rink. He's smiling for the camera and his freckles are crinkled near his eyes. It's the Shane that so awkwardly and so confidently introduced himself to Ilya the first time they met. The Shane that had tried so hard to talk to Ilya then. The Shane that Ilya could admit to himself now that he'd had a bit of a crush on already. His Shane.

His Shane was getting blurry as tears filled his eyes.

[finny-red]

Canada’s Power Couple

[isolabellz]

hollanov honeymoon scenes

[januariat]

made some superbat flags to bring to SDCC this year! so they will always find each other <3

[wittythunderwitch]

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[wittythunderwitch]

[kirikomamura]

[argillaforma]

ilya pre first hookup: i wouldn't be surprised if this is his first time i better be a little careful with that awkward canadian i don't wanna spook him

ilya coming out of room 1410 at 9:12PM with his third eye opened: oh okay so i might have underestimated him

[yoongisgayvanz]

heated rivalry x game of thrones because im obsessed 😛

[grabmyboner]

imagine you wake up and throw your hair in a messy but perfect bun on top of your head you walk downstairs and your mom is waiting for you “pack your stuff!” she yells “why?” you ask then suddenly two people walk into the room it is nhl players shane hollander and ilya rozanov “we take you” ilya says like a russian cave man “you’re ours now” shane says. you’ve been sold to hollanov.

[himbomarleau]

Ilya circa 2015: I love you, bitch. I ain't gonna never stop loving you... bitch.

Shane: Ilya what the fuck

[anya-hollander-rozanova]

Ok but Cliff Marlow somehow managing to get into Ilya's phone after the Tunameltdown in the middle of the Hollandry crashout, and getting Montreal Jane's number.

The entire Boston roster piling behind Marly as he types, trying to decide what to say that could save them because their captain has been possessed by the spirit or a soviet military trainer with knife shoes and if they are forced to make double bagskates again they will either puke or die or both.

So Shane Hollander wakes up one day to a message from an unknown number like "Hello Miss Jane ma'am this is Clifford Marlow I don't know if you have heard of me I am sorry to be a bother I'm just wondering if you could give my good friend Ilya another chance, I promise that whatever he did he won't do again, we will help we will teach him to cook and clean and do laundry and he will cook you the best sandwiches ever if you only give him a chance only if you want of course if it's not too much of a bother Miss Jane please and thank you" and he goes through the seven stages of grief in like 4 seconds before it's even 7am. They manage to add the link to a very big spa gift card that they all chipped in to buy because at that point they're desperate.

[lavenderprose]

Me: I love Shane Hollander and only want good things for him

Me also: How can I make him the saddest person alive before I give him everything he won't let himself want

[vivodesdemona]

post tlg hollanov n troy+harris